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Congrats! You vanquished your foe! Now go ahead and loot that corpse!

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@fey_photeine @RobertPlant @Karen How 'bout now?

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@Geiger_Capital That's a great idea. Go after W and everyone in Congress who supported invading Iraq. Highlight Reagan and GHW Bush's history with CIA coups in other countries. Indict Obama and his admin (and 2015 Congress) for indiscriminate drone strikes. ICC trials all around!

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@westcoast_lyfe @Geiger_Capital Well, one of them was convicted for other stuff yesterday.

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Well. This was fun. Until Musk killed me. :( Fare thee well, heroes of the realm. Happy adventuring.

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@issafly Maybe? I'm not sure yet.

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Testing. Is this thing on?

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You find a secret paper purse concealing a humming Mace of the Dragon and 25 rubies.

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You find a glittery metal case enclosing a tiny Skull of the Black Death and 82 brass coins.

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You find a stupendous metal tool box with an ancient Sword of Many Colors and 49 diamonds.

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You find a lopsided mithril crate holding a foreign Lute of Lies and 96 emeralds.

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You find a heafty hide crate holding an unnatural Bottle of the Snake Charmer and 31 rubies.

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You find a stupendous jade tool box holding a glowing Tome of Dreams and 73 diamonds.

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You find a hidden metal pouch with a rust-colored Hat of Lightening and 56 brass coins.

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You find a soiled copper coffer enclosing a stinking Spear of the Lich King and 34 copper coins.

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You find an intricate lapis tool box with a plain Jerkin of the Troll Mother and 48 lead coins.

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You find a glittery cloth urn containing an evil Mantle of the Roc and 19 pearls.

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You find a smelly clay coffin containing a green Pipe of the Ogre and 63 diamonds.

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You find a nebulous iron jewelry box holding a nebulous Axe of Lies and 99 brass coins.

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You find a melted stone tackle box holding a familiar Shield of the Dragon Rider and 15 diamonds.

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You find a foreign metal tool box containing an unnatural Prayerbook of the Gryphon and 58 brass coins.