Lora Beth Johnson Updates

Author of GODDESS IN THE MACHINE & DEVIL IN THE DEVICE | INFJ | Space Hobbit | Linguistic descriptivist | she/they

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DEVIL IN THE DEVICE is out now!

https://t.co/nDM47jKP4w

And if you want to get caught up on the series, GODDESS IN THE MACHINE is out in paperback!

https://t.co/DGXd4BstGR

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The principle on my mortgage has gone down more in a year and a half than one of my student loans has in 10+ years.

Yes, payments for the student loan are about a third of what my mortgage payments are, but the initial student loan was for less than a tenth of my mortgage.

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The late nineties KC Price Chopper mention on Ted Lasso was the closest I’ve ever gotten to seeing my teen years on screen.

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@christinastrain Episode 1: Joost

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@zlikeinzorro @brownbookworm I’ve been waiting for the Free Matthias campaign!

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My current WIP is one of these and it’s the most fun I’ve ever had writing

[ٰ @moralgrey]

found family
★☆☆☆☆

found family but they’re all criminals
★★★★★

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@CHISSGAGA Thank you so much for reading!! I’m so glad you enjoyed (?lol) them! 😈💖🧡

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My attempt at #pączki. It took me all day bc I don’t know what I’m doing, but I think @januszbakes from gbbo would be proud. #TłustyCzwartek

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why is a raven like a writing desk

[Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter]

They really put Chidi in the bad place for having OCD and anxiety skdfsksk

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Okay fine, I got her one that doesn’t make her miserable.

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Coco’s not a fan of her new coat.

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@reverieandink I read they added a third employee today!

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For what it’s worth, I vote for Hive over Mastodon.

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@emilysuvada It zips up her back instead of velcro-ing under her chest, and apparently that’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to her.

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I still think this is a perfectly reasonable argument.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

some girl just told me to join this if twitter dies

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

too old for tik tok, too young for facebook, too weird for linkedin, not weird enough for reddit, too ugly for instagram…where will i go now

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@sharpegirl I would like an invite please. June 2020 debut.

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@DianaUrban @matokah @sharpegirl Yes! I don’t know if my book would have done better if I’d gotten to do the irl stuff. But at least those were opportunities. And now that I’m no longer a debut w/ unlimited potential, and am now just an author with a failed series, I might not get those opportunities again.