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[Lorcan @LorcanUTD]

Me after seeing the iconic school bench gone

[em @emilyagain]

Still thinking about this

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Hunter Biden: "My dad always ranked as the 'poorest' man, with the fewest assets of anybody not just in the Senate but in the entire Congress. In 1972 he made a commitment never to buy a stock or bond. He made $160,000, middle class.

Look at my dad now. He could have taken a board seat or make speeches in the Middle East. He could have started a foundation and ask sovereign well fund to put money into it. He wrote a book. He could rake in millions of dollars but he's not."

[Lorcan @LorcanUTD]

@GaryLov82457481 @utdethereal @AcademyScoop @SullyTalkz Ur miserable Gary

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

“If we didn’t sign Branthwaite, how can we possibly defend high? He’s just £85m, missing out on him would mean our season over” We can see where Branthwaite is today.

“How can we miss out on Evan Ferguson, £100m for Baby Kane is not too much”
Where is baby Kane today?

“We must sign Baleba, we need legs in the midfield, without Baleba how can we play football?”
Sell Bruno for £57m buy Baleba for £112m” “its for the good of the club”

Now it is, if we don’t sign Anderson, we won’t be able to play football next season, our season is already over before it started because we don’t want to sign Anderson for £120m..

See the pattern?? I am glad we don’t have Richard Arnold and John Murtough anymore, now we work with data, we sign players that are ready to play for us, you can cry all you want, I’ll advise you to go do your assignments.

[Pargey @PargeyBCAFC]

Soccer Aid is back tonight, throwback to one of my proudest moments last year #SoccerAid

[Ben Davis @BenTheBaneDavis]

Quick stats:
- 40,000 men commit suicide in US every year (4x higher than women)
- 60% of these men had 0 known mental health conditions and did not seek professional help  
- Only 17-36% of men with mental health conditions seek help 

Do not be Dana White. If you are struggling seek help and support - the world is better with you ❤️🤝

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Joshua Garfield @JoshuaGarfield]

How it’s started. How it’s going.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Jeffrey Epstein survivor Miss Rosa, just eviscerated the Trump Administration for releasing her name to the public 500+ times.

"I kept my identity protected as Jane Doe. I Woke up one day with my name mentioned over 500 times,while the rich and powerful remain protected by redactions. My name was exposed to the world. Now reporters from across the globe contact me. I cannot live without looking over my shoulder. I can only imagine the long-term impact this mistake will have on my life."

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 @_AlexOliva_]

Admin on the beers

[Kish @Kish_P14]

I had a dream last night I went skiing with timothy fosu-mensah???

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

🇺🇸 WARREN BUFFETT: "I can end the U.S. deficit problem in 5 minutes."

"Just pass a law that any time there's a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all members of Congress are ineligible for re-election."

[Jake Lundahl @LundahlHorses]

Civilization was built by people like this, and there is a stunning lack of gratitude in our culture for their work.

In this specific case, at least half of the apple varieties in Brown’s collection were considered “lost” until he personally tracked them down and saved them.

He literally went on quests where he did things like, tracking a lost variety back to a stump of a long-ago-cut-down tree near an abandoned homestead in remote Appalachia, took cuttings from the green shoots coming out of the stump, brought them back and planted them.

Absolute legend.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

The Kristi Noem story keeps getting more incredible

The Daily Mail has obtained audio and messages of Bryon insulting his wife and worshipping a 5 foot tall, buxom dominatrix named Shy Sotomayor, while discussing his desire to transition into a woman.

He told the dominatrix he wanted to be called "Crystal." Bryon Noem: "I need to be your trans bimbo slut." Sotomayor was shocked he wanted a name so close to "Kristi."

From the Daily Mail article:

'F*** your family,' Sotomayor texted Bryon in November, later calling the whole Noem clan 'gross.'

'Love that,' he responded.

'Besides the fact of who your wife is, no one is prettier than me. No one is as powerful,' she continued.

'F***ing true. Do you want me to be a woman?' he wrote.
'Do you want to be a woman for me,' she asked.

'I think I do,' he replied.

In a recording of a phone conversation they had weeks later, Bryon can be heard telling Sotomayor that he loved her.

'So much better than your wife, aren't I?' she asked.

'You're so much better,' he said.

The Mail reports that this relationship with the dominatrix started in 2016 and first ended in 2020.

Then, Bryon Noem reached back out in October 2025, and was more needy.

Sotomayor found out who he was, and then started to shame him over what was happening with ICE in Minnesota. Daily Mail: "she ultimately felt she could no longer remain silent, even while role-playing." Now, she would tell him that his wife was a horrible person, and Bryon would change the subject or say not to believe everything she saw in the news.

Two weeks later, on January 31, he was back chatting again, this time defending his marriage. 'I do like my wife and I know you don't,' he wrote.

'To be honest. She's not [very] likable,' Sotomayor responded.

'There's no female compared to me. Especially your wife,' she later added.

'True!!!' he texted.

'And f*** your wife. Don't you think, after everything she's done, she deserves this?' she wrote in another thread that same day.

'Deserves what?' he asked.

'You actually worshipping a woman who deserves it, instead of staying loyal to her,' Sotomayor wrote in reference to the thousands of dollars he was paying her.

'I don't know what to say to that. She's a good person. You are amazing though,' he wrote.

I actually have more sympathy for Kristi Noem now. She was married to a complete weirdo, no wonder she went looking for something elsewhere.

Regardless, Kristi Noem is in fact a horrible person, and we shouldn't forget that. But we can have more sympathy by understanding how she got like this, even though this doesn't excuse sadistically seeking to harm people of color as a way of coping.

[Lorcan @LorcanUTD]

@cpscott16 Mate it’s fucking embarrassing. It’s so fuckin bad

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Finally, common sense policy

[Lorcan @LorcanUTD]

@BulletMoonstone @FPL_Rashford @CaL__THFC @alfie__03 Well he said one of the worst. Said he’s just a bad footballer technically, bad first touch etc, I personally Dk if he’s good or not that’s just what he said

[Lorcan @LorcanUTD]

@FPL_Rashford @BulletMoonstone @CaL__THFC @alfie__03 Mates a season ticket holder at Brentford said he’s one of the worst players he’s seen at the g tech and is confused to how he scores so much

[MattyFC @MattyFC__]

if we had a 433 this is a goal