Lord Aaron, Sr.

2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year. NLL Free Agent. Failed soccer commentator. Enjoy sumo, footy, hockey, lucha, and music. Buy me iTunes cards.

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

@NHL_Muse Vadim Shipachyov

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

Absolutely bullied Tim Ream on the header. I was explaining to the casuals in the household this exact point. We gave up a goal to Lukaku in ‘26. We don’t deserve nice things.

[D&M⚽️🇺🇸 @DandMussoccer]

De Ketelaere is a shit player btw

Moved to Milan and got 0 goals in 32 appearances.

Was completely average for Atalanta this season

We made him look world class last night

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

I wonder why Belgium don’t throw Lukaku like this.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

Argentina players toss Messi in the air after the huge comeback win in the Round of 16 🇦🇷

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

@marvwon Papoose fits this for me as well

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

Another thing A’ja Wilson is better than her at.

[zSneakerHeadz @zSneakerHeadz]

BREAKING: Nike and Caitlin Clark have OFFICIALLY unveiled the Nike Caitlin 1 💙🚨

Launching on October 1. @CaitlinClark22

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

Also, man Trout was cheeks for the entirety of the game

[Jeff Fletcher @JeffFletcherOCR]

Yordan Alvarez doesn't need any help from the official scorer. This should probably be an error on Mike Trout (and an unearned run for Grayson Rodriguez).

Angels up 3-1 in the 3rd

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

I was at this game. Couldn’t believe Altuve ran. Really couldn’t believe the catcher can’t catch.

[swilly ☻ @swillysports]

what else can you do besides audibly laugh out loud

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

If N’Golo don’t fuck with you, then I don’t fuck with you 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Speedline @speedlne]

N’Golo Kanté was reportedly seen avoiding a handshake with his captain, Kylian Mbappé, for reasons that are not yet known.

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

My time on the socials is coming to an end. If I want to talk to AI, I’ll open Chat.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Website traffic from AI agents and bots has eclipsed its human-generated counterpart for the first time, according to Cloudflare, an earlier-than-expected milestone that speaks to AI’s rapid advance and impact. https://t.co/9WwPNju7WV

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

I’ve said for a long time commentary should be optional. I’d pay premium prices for crowd noise only for all sporting events.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

@JibblePuss @DailyFaceoff Go to a game a lighten up. It’s a good time.

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

@NBCSportsSoccer They have got to quit rewarding diving. Play the game, quit playing the refs.

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

@MsReyda Can I get that playlist tho?

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

As always, fuck Jake Paul.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Purposefully turning off the halftime show

Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences

(which equals viewership for them)

You are their benefit. Realize you have power.

Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

I need a Westside Boogie project A.S.A.P.

Please?

cc @WS_Boogie

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

@EMTVmemes @blinkinriley No need to lie, it’s clear you don’t think.

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

.@ChelseaFC #CLEARLAKEOUT

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

Clearlake out.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Club statement: Enzo Maresca.

[Lord Aaron, Sr. @LordAaron702]

New ownership at @ChelseaFC is really testing my love for the club.