Jesus Christ

#GodSquad Died for your sins. Follow for Access to Heaven, Ignore to Eternal Damnation. #EarthIsntWorthIt.

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Lol face reveal at 2000 fam. Spread the word and spread your legs.

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

You can’t suspend me because I’m the actual JC, the original OG , read my tweets tho, they are shit really ….

Plus I once got liked by Ricky Gervais so that’s got to count for something right ?

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

@TweetOfSpirit_ Obi wan kenobi

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Pornhub has the best

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Hello everyone 🎉

I’m celebrating pride month by watching lesbian porn! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

#Pride2022

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Send nudes or I’ll end the world

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Smoke weed every day 💨🚬🪴 happy 4/20 I’m off to get stoned

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Sorry I’ve been inactive some Roman guys was busy nailing me to a cross But today I have risen 🌅 … My massive penis has also risen #MorningGlory

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Just wait till September folks with the rules in place about getting into venues it’s gonna be like a level of papers please

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

@mary_motherof Come on mother you spoil all the fun

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

I have risen and my enormous penis has also risen 😉😉

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

@brothrstrawbrry I’m actually hiding out at your local corner shop laying low for a while.

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Fuckkkkkkk it

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Women love me like Sosa
Holla at your girl like, "Aloha" ... I’m back bitches

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Happy new year and all that but seriously is it too much to ask to get abit of pussy up in here

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Fuck off

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

Your all coming to my party this year because plot twist the worlds gonna end.

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

And no Nut November starts for all you poor sods
not me though I've just fucked my 3rd prostitute
#NoNutNovember

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

@KaylaChowShow I’ll have a Bloody Mary 😉

[Jesus Christ @LordAndSaviourJ]

HA you think the nightmares over just you wait this years gonna go out with a bang

If you havent had sex yet I suggest you get on with it ... yes even before marriage