Joey Biden

Parody account for Joe Biden’s conscience. Not the real Joe Biden, just what his conscience might say if he had one

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@bjmwa83 @MomBug @chowski_3 @GovInslee @wsferries Yeah but I know that. Nice try troll

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@NealDawgFan64 What’s a stooge? Can I smell your hair?

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

Whatever you do, DO NOT punch your employer for trying to mandate vaccines. That would be horrible if everyone started assaulting everyone that asked you to mask or vaccinate. Horrible!

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@AndrewYang @Fwd_Party Man I’m a great President.

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@LorenaW79223657 @BarackObama @POTUS Thank you. Your hair looks delicious btw

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@BarackObama @POTUS Thanks for taking over the country for me broski. Your hair smelled great today!

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@kilonova_gold @JoeBiden @CarolynBMaloney Yes I served in the Pony Express back in the day so I understand the struggle!

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@BillyBenner2 @JoeBiden Is the war not over?

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@VetUss @JoeBiden What you want bro?

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@JoeBiden Should we bring back the Pony Express?

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@elonmusk You bringing back Donald? If you do I resign!

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@Uber Stop the masks. This is no longer even legal in US. It’s abusive to your drivers to make them try to enforce this long after mandates and dangerous. As you sit behind a desk. Disgusting 🤮

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@marymoon1945 I bet you’re the kind of person that blames all of your problems on others no? Btw, thanks for the vote

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@marymoon1945 @DrJamesOlsson There are 7 billion people on earth. Even I know that and they removed most of my brain and replaced it with cotton balls

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@ChloeSchlosberg With these gas prices we don’t need a strike, everyone needs a bike!

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@Leftylockdowns1 I don’t know if I believe it, what’s the name of the Judge?

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@srh_medco Next time I’ll use super glue

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@MurrayCampaign Is this what the boss man Jeff Bezos says to do?

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@KimD0tGov @deadops9 @TBattlegame If they don’t let you drink at your job, do you really want to be there?

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@The_Zoinkster @TBattlegame He was whacking off to gay porn in his office. That’s why he really got fired. He was just embarrassed to tell us

[Joey Biden @LordBiden]

@JoeBiden That’s $1 Million per job. What if we just gave people $1 Million and had someone teach them how to invest? They would never have to work again!