Ultra Lord Buchholz

#EsposDidntLastForever #SolusCadunt Founding Father of Espos. Resigned 5/23/2022

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

3/3 votes yes on declaring war on Chamberland.

@POTUS2221, this is my official Declaration of war.

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

I'm Ultra Lord Buchholz and I support this message

[Senator Randall @senatorrandall]

Good morning america

[Senator Randall @senatorrandall]

anyone who is French, or caught indulging in pro-french activities should be kicked out of my beautiful country!

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

yeah

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

i landed on kepler 452 b

i expected to find life, however i have discovered nothing more than rubble of a civilization that once was

great tall skyscrapers and intricate statues of their heroes, yet not a breathing soul in sight.

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

I have left en route to the nearest planetary system in the Andromeda Galaxy. I left pluto with some items I think would send a child from the 1400s into a coma, including but not limited to; Sour patch kids, and a can of sprite

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

i am currently on pluto talking to the little men that live here, they think i'm a god

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

@POTUS2221 @BernaldSanderz are you serious right neow bro

someone overthrow this mf
#EsposToPluto

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

Ganymede looking mad terraformable rn

👁️👃👁️
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[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

i remember the day i hit the create new account button.

it was at that point that i decided i was going to rule the galaxy

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

I have left earth to fulfill my duties of being an evil galactic dictator.

i begin my reign of terror with mars.

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

@POTUS2221 nominate as you will

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

I prefer folding

[Little Caesars Pizza @littlecaesars]

Does your pizza jiggle jiggle or does it fold?

[dakotah @dakotah_2929]

I have been instated as the lord and absolute ruler of Espos. This will take effect 5/24/22 at 12:00 AM.

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

I have sent my formal resignation letter at 1:20 am, 5/23/2022.

It was a pleasure to serve as Lord of Espos for the time I did.

Firm handshakes all around

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

My last day at work as Lord of Espos will be tomorrow.

It has been an emotional rollercoaster since September, however, tomorrow during class I will be handing the Key to Esposia to one of the Supreme Chancellors.

Thank you all for the journey.

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

Your inside sources would be correct.

[The Espos Daily @TheEsposDaily]

Through inside sources, we can confirm that Espos and the EPF are in possession of the following infinity stones: War, Death, Mind, Power, Ego, Nightmare, Chaos, and Space.

Lord Buchholz has lied to us again about his plans to bring peace to the world by instead bringing war.

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

I have approved for use of the EPF to make advances into the northwest region of Chamberland.

Without a President, they are spineless!
I will show Chamberland what power is, with the use of the infinity stones we captured from Thanos before he fell ill and passed away!

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

This situation would not have happened if Puerto Chamberico was allowed to vote!

They would have been allowed to have fraudulent voting!

We will not allow it!

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

The election was in fact fraudulent and there were many violations of Espos voting laws, as outlined below, in section 24, everyone must vote for the same two candidates, however, this rule was not followed.

I will be posting updates regarding this as time goes on.

[The Espos Daily @TheEsposDaily]

The Lord of Espos, @Lord_Buchholz has overturned Espos Executive Order 125, revoking the armistice between Chamberland and themselves, following the Heliaia ruling that the election was fraudulent.

We will be posting updates regarding this very bold and worrying move. stay safe

[Ultra Lord Buchholz @LordBuchholz]

This is fake news

The warhead was lost and the wormhole closed before we could recover any data about it.

The Espos Daily is an inaccurate news source

[The Espos Daily @TheEsposDaily]

The Nuclear Weapons program has successfully launched and confirmed the detonation of a nuclear warhead through a wormhole.

This could pose a huge threat to the rest of the world.