KaptKirk ⚾️

I'll let you decide what you think. 🖕🏼bots/ Side note, I’m old fashioned; I pay for a woman the old world way, through alimony and not Venmo. Widowed 😞

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

I’ve been telling bots sliding into my DMs that I am beyond broke and they disappear like crazy. Follow me for more tips.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@piccolobutt Fucking hilarious.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@BlondeMAGAinNJ See you at brunch. 🥰

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@S_U_Network My entire life! Win or lose. I am die hard.

[ilovedyourdad @millersarah47]

if you text "we need to talk" you owe me at least 4 years of my life back

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@Scrambledmegx That’s a very attractive feature in my opinion.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@1True_American_ Respectful people and low prices for literally everything!

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@BuffaloBrett I’m using 30 of these guys. If the rain holds off today, I’ll build it and update.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

Missouri whether needs to chill out. I wanted to build my fire pit and soon as I get ready it starts to rain 🙄

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@BuffaloBrett I’m using 60# retaining wall block and I’m actually in a quiet neighborhood in Battlefield. It’s raining or I’d send you pics

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@ThatCheerMomOfX Happy birthday buddy.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@Marlayna29 Four day work week. Essentially I would earn 25-30% more per hour. My time, especially my free time, is invaluable.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@SarahSevans2000 Hahahaha. I’ve flown that exact flight.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@Monkeyjunk11 Fucking d e a d 💀

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@AVGirl4Life Eh, a mere once a month. 😂

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

Dave Chappell was the funniest dude ever until he got old and became politically active. Tell jokes. Leave the government to fuck us without your help. Thanks bro.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@Marlayna29 Would prefer it

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@dinahaddie Most excellent news!

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@_ladygooch I dig me some Argentinian wine! 🍷 and coffee ☕️

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@NoDMsPerfavore Facts.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

@lippyent Not Wood chipped beef. That shit’s fucking gross.

[KaptKirk ⚾️ @LordElmore]

This!

[ᥫ᭡ ⱮҽӀӀìҽ @__my__at]

I don’t care if it’s dark when I get up! As long as we stop the whole dark at 5:30pm thing in the fall/winter