Tall Rudd

Dunkin Donuts Fan Account. Run on sentence enthusiast.

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One of my favorite parts about being alive is saying a string of words with no regard for whether or not they make sense

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How did the English fuck up muffins that bad?

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This is like rooting for an elderly dog to make it outside rather than poop in the house

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She gobble on my turkey til I give thanks

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I'm a Philadelphia Apologist

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@radio_nights_ 🎶 Rolling around at the speed of sound 🎶

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Ralph Fiennes's name is pronounced "Rayf"

Happy Friday.

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@FoolishBB Pick a utility guy out of a hat

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People forget that I'm a middle aged woman magnet

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Outlook is the bane of my existence

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Just showed my dad my new Converse so I could get a chance to hear the story about how he had to choose between Keds and working hard to afford converse when he was a kid for the 23rd time.

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The only gambling you should be doing is Massachusetts is on whether or not the Dunkin hash browns are properly cooked.

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Just cheered on the guy in line behind me at dunks like we were on the same family feud team because we both ordered a medium iced black.

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Very nice to spend my morning at the community and senior center.

(Local dunks)

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People forget that there's a guy named Darvin Ham.

That's not a real name.

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Might fuck around and move to Texas solely for the food

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The one where the ginger gets the girl. Totally unbelievable.

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If you could erase any storyline from Harry Potter, which storyline would you get rid of?

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I decided I do, in fact, fuck my fans

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@pete_gerpants Civil engineers should burn for that one

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@polish_hammr She go Doritos Loco with her beefy 5 layer til my gordita crunch