LeMasters

[Wally @Wally97]

Gooooood morning (especially to those named Big Papi)!

[narcissist @strainfuI]

me experiencing tlop when it dropped:

me experiencing donda today:

[LeMasters @LordGuineaPig]

are second dates possible if you wear crocs to the first? An experiment by Emily LeMasters

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a guy at Lowe’s told me that the tool set I was buying is used by children like excuse me - do you think I’m fixing a car?

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@LaciWilliams10 @kanyewest @LeMasters303 Between the three of us the whole collection will be bought

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@kanyewest @LeMasters303 save a whole paycheck boi we going in

[🐻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @xhuxx]

Who needs antidepressants when you got ABBA

[LeMasters @LordGuineaPig]

@kahemamrahs @npowlina @LeMasters303

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am I supposed to put in my tinder bio that I live with my parents? Asking for a friend.

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@JakeHaller10 The government hates you

[Wally @Wally97]

Did it work

[LeMasters @LordGuineaPig]

took my multivitamin with wine today so I guess you could say it was a good Passover

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casual conversations with my mom

[LeMasters @LordGuineaPig]

quarantine is the best excuse to play animal crossing all day

[Maggie Trabucco @maggietrabucco]

If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?

[lía @ideklia]

The amount of times I’ve said this in her voice and no one got the reference upsets me to say the least

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS

[LeMasters @LordGuineaPig]

well guess I have a new accomplishment in life

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“and then Taco Bell”