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@according2_taz Mmm yeah, a blusher veil at your second wedding is quite a choice

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@BarkJack_ Oh wow, what?

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@SilversSanctury @BarkJack_ They did, but that's not what he's in jail for. To be clear though, he absolutely did what he is in jail for, so he can f off.

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

🤣 Not arresting brothers, second sons, and other family of the monarch is a fairly recent phenomenon

[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

Tfw you didn’t study much medieval history at school

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@BarkJack_ Forgiveness is very different from excusing!

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@WillOsburg @reddit_lies Well. This is the most accurate description of Reddit I've seen.

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

A rarely worn tiara sighting! Be still my heart! Catherine looks great

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@according2_taz @sage1411 She looks crossed eyed and very tired!

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This is also the single worst picture I've seen of Meghan and I immediately am convinced the photographer and editor hate her

[Harper’s BAZAAR @harpersbazaarus]

Introducing the winter issue, starring #DuchessMeghan. For years, the Duchess of Sussex has been the subject of other people’s narratives. Now she’s forging her own future—on her terms. At the link below, Meghan opens up about motherhood, marriage, and living in the moment.

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

Meghan has been going on about her narrative for 5 years now. If there is anything the world has heard plenty about, it's Meghan's narrative

[Harper’s BAZAAR @harpersbazaarus]

Introducing the winter issue, starring #DuchessMeghan. For years, the Duchess of Sussex has been the subject of other people’s narratives. Now she’s forging her own future—on her terms. At the link below, Meghan opens up about motherhood, marriage, and living in the moment.

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

So Meghan's leak about her "return to Hollywood" is absolutely a clap back to this article, right? https://t.co/yBfBYt1mEH

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

And how apropos that the one that "felt right" was her playing herself. 😂😂😂

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

"This is a massive moment for Meghan and signifies a return to doing what she truly loves. She has been swamped with offers but this one felt right. "
This is going to be so embarrassing when the film comes out and she's in it for less than 10 minutes. 😂😂😂

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

@MattSunRoyal @TheSun I guess if she keeps throwing stuff against the wall, at some point something will stick?

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

News organizations have no idea what to call him so they've just gone with... plain Andrew

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

@according2_taz I might go straight from Halloween to Christmas

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@sage1411 They are deeply unpopular. Curious as to how she thinks bringing them in helps anything

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

Wow...........

[Lord Ham Mercury @LordHamMercury]

How do I re-tweet a post and then all of the comments

[doomer @uncledoomer]

dont let epic soy chungus redditors convince you that a pumpkin spice latte is somehow "cringe" or "basic"

the pumpkin, and by extension the pumpkin spice latte, is as american as the cheeseburger and apple pie. it is a drink for americans, a drink born of the fruits of america