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I hate it here.
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[Michelle O’Neill @moneillsf]

I have contacted SNP leader John Swinney and Plaid Cymru leader Rhun ap Iorwerth to congratulate them on their enormous mandates.

For the first time ever, there could be three pro-independence First Ministers across these islands.

More and more people are looking towards a future beyond the constraints of the Union.

I look forward to continuing to build the friendship between the people of our nations, and to working closely with both John and Rhun in the time ahead.

[Stewart McDonald @StewartMcDonald]

It's results day here in Scotland. As we await the opening of ballot boxes, here are the results for the winning party in each Scottish Parliament election since 1999. Worth keeping in mind when the spinners are in full narrative-setting mode later today.

[Dan Gliebitz @RealDanGliebitz]

Just took my 93yr grandmother to vote, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “which box for Islamism and bigger boobs?” A cheer went up from the waiting voters.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

@scottish_water Done

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

@scottish_water No water in G41 and can't see anything about it on the website. Do you know what the chat is? Whole building is out

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?”

“There’s someone in the house. He’s trying to kill me.”

“Okay, what I want you to do is get to your ballroom.”

“I don’t have a ballroom.”

“…Then may God have mercy on your soul.”

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

@Steven_Swinford @tompeck Wes Streeting's main problem here is that people can't stand Wes Streeting.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

I stuck a bunch of stuff on Vinted tonight and a bunch of it's sold already. I could get into this.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

@Ginger_Tucci Don't be hasty though, plenty time to decide between now and then.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

@Ginger_Tucci I'd be the same. Overbook away, my orange budget friends, I'm quite content to do this every day.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

@Ginger_Tucci Love that for you.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

@Ginger_Tucci Sitting in a bar in Alicante airport waiting to get paid. I've had worse times in an airport.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

Well I just won 1000 quid on a treble at aintree from a 10 quid free bet.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

@Ginger_Tucci Wild to me, Sunday roasts are a rarity in my world cause just too much, but in the roasting hot heat. Get an Aperol and some fucking small plates on the table.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

The right royal pant shitting over king prince chuckles and his never before seen and certainly won't be done anyway Easter message is wild.

Totally Normal Island with Totally Normal People.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

Death cult.

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Trafalgar Square right now.

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

This guy was at my door on Monday canvassing 🤔

[Paul Hutcheon @paulhutcheon]

EXCLUSIVE: Scottish Labour drop Glasgow candidate Mohammed Ameen after fraud charge.

https://t.co/5dOkZKmhwY

[ᚲᚱᛁᛋᛋ @LordImmunitas]

@Ginger_Tucci I fear I will too.