Lord JD Finch

(wild / imperfect) christian, married to my best friend. Here for WWE, Sports, & Fantasy Football

[Joey 🇩🇪 @CalebGoatQB1]

3-0 #USA for the greatest country 🇺🇸

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

Ayyyyeeeeee!!!!!!
USA USA USA
USA USA USA
USA USA USA

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[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

@CalebGoatQB1 Deal.
I’ll root for Deutschland unless we face off in the knockout stages.

[Elsa @elsathora]

I kinda understand why a lot of Americans never leave the country, like why would you? It has everything

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

@shunnygulls22 Drink plenty of water.
Try to stand in the shade.

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

@chefarchiepie Post away my friend.
Following you!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

@imamukiyo Sorry you felt lonely, but you’re welcome here.
Hope you enjoy your trip!

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

What Im going to hate is when these #WorldCup Tourists that I’m following have to go home.
Like, if you’re loving the USA this much… do it legally, but you can stay.

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

@FreddyLA7 Please let us know when you make it to New Orleans.
I’m not there; in florida. But I’m a native to LA.

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

@BamSullivan Freedom

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

Seth and Bron stealing the show back in the main event.

Wild!

PLE level Monday Night.

#WWE #WWERaw #RAW

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

It’s so fun hearing this crowd get so lit for Rey Mysterio.

#WWE #WWERaw  #RAW

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

Wow.

That first #KotR Fatal 4-Way Qualifier was insane.

Oba is nothing short of electrifying.

#WWE #WWERaw #RAW

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

@VanLathan Becky Lynch.
And it’s just not me saying it.
Other people are saying it.
Sports illustrated says it.
Bleacher Report says it.
ESPN says it.

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

@TripleHHHPaulL I was trying o describe this to my wife.
You said it perfectly.

[Lord JD Finch @LordJDFinch]

@davemeltzerWON When did those two have a match?