Nothing triggers a modern woman more than:
"I want to marry a virgin."
"I hate fake feminism."
"I want a wife, not a roommate."
"Your body count matters."
"I'm the man. I lead."
"No, I'm not raising another man's kid."
"Put the phone down."
"I don't do 50/50."
"Cook. The house isn't a hotel."
"I want sons, not soft boys."
"Loyalty isn't control."
"Take my name or don't take the ring."
"I don't compete with your exes."
"Dress like a woman I can take u home."
"Your career won't hold you at 40."
"I pay. So I decide."
"Stop testing me."
"I want peace, not a debate every night."
"If you need a husband, act like a wife."