Zarathustra's Übermensch 🜃 for #RutoMustGo

𝑀𝑎𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

The cat who was completely obsessed with my bump when I was pregnant is quite uninterested in the baby now that she's out. It's a weird way to find out that my cat is a fucking Republican.

[fark sakes 🇪🇸 @furqisophical]

you did the meme.

[Star @send444star]

dryhumping in only underwearrrrr

[Imogen Peach ♡ @NotoriousPeach]

once i was at a party and this girl walked in, IMMEDIATELY locked eyes with my titties and said “wow i didn’t realize you had that much boobage to work with” and all my autistic ass could think to say was “it’s a relatively recent development”

[jorge @funlovingnun]

@LFauexProd going through vacation photos and fixing them using the windows xp red eye remover tool was an honest days work

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

[book struggles @book_struggles]

starting a conspiracy theory they are taking down decades old pirating sites because of ai somehow

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve had more peer pressure to use AI than I’ve ever had to use drugs.

[✨𝐏_𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐨✨ @Pkanimacoes]

mds acharam o vidro que te faz entrar num flashback de infância de um protagonista traumatizado de filme

[big bad wolf💕 @IndicaBadddu]

The stark difference of being mad as hell, having to wake up at 3:30 am to make it in time for the hike pick up vs the pure joy at midday after the summit.

[ᜰ @belikeski]

not to be horny, but I daydream about you resting your head on my chest and you're completely at ease and you're safe and warm

[I'm alright @sammy1714]

Oh, look at me, I'm Tom Holland. I'm getting glazed by Christopher Nolan. My 4th Spider-Man movie is going to make a gazillion dollars. I basically run Sony Studios. I have a 6-pack. I go home to Zendaya every night. Anne Hathaway called me the goodest boy in the whole world...

[pinkcellgirl @pinkcellgirl]

"ARE YOU A FEMINIST?"

I am five years old. My mother just told me to go fetch a sweater because an adult man would be coming over soon, and I need to cover up.

I am seven years old. A boy wouldn't stop chasing me on the playground and throwing rocks at me. I'm upset. My best friend says it's because he likes me and she told me boys are mean to girls they like.

I am ten years old. We just had our first health class in school. The teachers were trying to educate us on sexual assault. After class, my friends told me to scream fire instead of rape if I'm ever being attacked, because no one will come if they hear the word rape being screamed.

I am twelve years old. I just got my first period. A pad fell out of my book bag at school and everyone started laughing. Apparently, periods aren't normal and they should be hidden at all costs.

I am fifteen years old. I'm in the office crying because a boy I don't know kept following me down the hallway and grabbing my ass even after I told him to stop. The administrator scolds me - "Maybe you shouldn't be wearing leggings if you don't want that kind of attention" She sends me home with a dress code violation. She marked the "distracting" box.

I am seventeen years old. I've just been slapped because a boy got angry with me after I wouldn't let him put his hands down my pants.
Apparently, i led him on by letting him copy my math assignment.

I am twenty-one years old. My best friend has bought me special nail polish to wear to the bar. She says it changes color if it's dipped in a drink that has a date rape drug in it.

I am twenty-three years old. I'm reading this to the first class I will ever teach. A student raises her hand and says, "no offense, but doesn't this stuff happen to every girl?"

So yes, I am a feminist. And when you ask me why, I will read this to you. Again, and again, and again.

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

Imperialism. The reason you are struggling is imperialism. The reason the climate is collapsing is imperialism. The reason we get war after war is imperialism. I cannot take your political opinions seriously if ending imperialism isn't your number one priority.

[Adedoyin🧡 @orangetechwoman]

pausing ep2 when it starts downloading a little bit faster than ep1. i don't like cheating. first-come, first-served

[Zarathustra's Übermensch 🜃 for #RutoMustGo @LordKheem]

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[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

i've discovered that there's a man who lives a few doors down from me named Gabriel Drolet. if this was a rom com we would fall in love. but this is real life, and here, it seems we are both homosexuals

[never better @wiremxther]

i don’t have a praise kink so much as i have a “confirmation that im not in trouble” kink and praise just happens to be direct confirmation that im not in trouble and nothing bad is going to happen