Liney

Designer of things and maker of stuff. Tall, swishy, frequent sneezer. Owner of Ziggy's Craft Cabin on Etsy. Factually: 60% jam.

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@samuelrae_ So just the middle sentence left to write?

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Experienced a thing. Wrote some stuff. Blah blah blah, words words words

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I had one of those great dreams that your brain thinks was real. Upon realising it wasn't, I have been left extremely sad and feeling an unusual sense of grief.

[ZiggysCraftCabin @ZiggyCraftCabin]

With the holidays vastly approaching, the Fairytale Forest elves have been working overtime!
Even with 2 helpers Park Ranger Jenny can't carry all the presents.

#winterwonderland #snowscene #christmaselves #christmaspresents #toys #northpole #Turkey #Christmas

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@samuelrae_

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Thought of the day: why is there not an Eartha Kitt version of Windmills Of Your Mind?
It would've sounded great in her purring drawl.

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@sensiblestu I don't the shortlist really matters, I can't see us ever shaking off our Tory MPs.

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This morning I've been making a spreadsheet about the share size bag of Skittles I've been eating.

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I think the gym next to Boots has a dress code...

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A saw a tweet from someone I know saying its wrong how gays aren't interested in people over a certain age. Yet they refuse to interact with anyone over 35, and have been "28" for the last 12 years.

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@thatgregperson The parade is too busy for me. But I think I've got some form of imposter syndrome, I don't feel I've had to struggle or fight for it 🤷‍♂️

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I had planned to go enjoy the sun. But then I hit an unexpected low, and have been laying staring at the ceiling for an hour.

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Why are picnic benches so uncomfortable?
After a couple of hours I ache all over.

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Ive been waiting for a "2 day" evri delivery for 6 days. Its been atthe "local depot " for 4 days. Everyday I'm tagging them on an Instagram post until it arrives.

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My '2 day delivery' item has now been sat, unmoving, in a depot for 3 days. Way to go #Evri

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Hmm, a 2 day delivery service that's been in transit for 5 days.

Of which the last 2 its just been sat in a depot.

Sounds like @EvriUK_Help can't count....

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WFH is a bit more bearable after the ridiculous amount of WD40 it took to unjam my window and get some airflow going to cool down

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@thatgregperson Ohh, lovely!

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@samuelrae_ Mine likes to 'correct' "roger that" to "Roger Federer".

Implying I've talked about him at least once before.