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[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Alex Wakeford @haruspis]

kratos: i miss my wife :(

atreus: i can’t believe mother is gone :(

meanwhile, laufey:

[Steve Vegvari @ SGF @SVegvari]

I'm glad the internet is being totally chill about playing as a woman in God of War, someone they can't relate to.

Which is odd because Kratos, a god with muscles and the ability to speak to women, is also something they can't relate to.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Conservatives will call you gay and then spend their free time AI generating this bullshit

[イヌキシ【日常垢】 @inukisi223]

ついでだから
俺のP90も見て

[fogbrain བདེ་འབྱུང😶‍🌫️ @FogbrainArts]

This is like a forlorn fantasy thinking about back in the olden times, you could get on Xbox Live and stream Netflix as a shared account with your friends to watch a movie together online, with full text and voice chat, emotes etc. -- and only 1 person had to have netflix for it to work iirc.

It's crazy. 6th gen may well have been a hallucination considering how backwards we've gone.

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

Might be the cutest thing I have ever seen

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Thank you for sharing!

[Kai Cartier (Righteous Tarnished) @L6cai_]

Me in the theaters when I see the hunter fisting the sewer pig

[chimp @chimpp]

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

[Unhinged @DistressDark]

Me after yelling Ronald Reagan sucks on Charlie Kirk avenue

[Why you should have a Raccoon @ShouldHaveRacc]

got fucked up again,,,,,,,

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

BREAKING: Ayatollah Hydallah, a high ranking Shia cleric, has ascended to supreme leader following the assembly of Iranian experts