LordNuffle

I am Lord Nuffle... Lord of all Blood Bowl! Bow to me and your dice may be blessed. Mock me and your players will surely die a horrible death.

[AkaroDice @AkaroDice]

Vitrina personalizada para dados.
¿Cómo guardas tus dados? ¿En bolsas, en cajas?
Ahora los puedes exponer en una vitrina.
¿100 espacios serán suficientes?
#vitrina #dados #expositor #vitrinapersonalizada #showcase #diceshowcase
https://t.co/RiOpsHvpWi

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

Lord Nuffle has been awoken! Lord Nuffle shall curse all the dice of all those involved!
Lord Nuffle also curses whoever stole Lord Nuffle's portable scrye. Lord Nuffle now has a Slamsung SX Plus!
#vengefulgod #cursesforkidsgod #newscryewhodisgod

[The Chaos Cup US NAF MAJOR @ChaosCup]

@LordNuffle I implore you to curse these coaches for making the tournament organizer have to sweat it.

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

Many seek guidance or favor from Lord Nuffle. Know all that the only way to receive them is through sacrifice. Forced sacrifice of your opponents players is acceptable. Lord Nuffle loves a well placed elbow to the groin. #bashygod #nutshot #painisfun

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@Ksprbgh Lord Nuffle looks upon you with disdain. Your dice shall run full of 1s until such time as offering is made to a Lord Nuffle. Death to all elves. #crankygod #nobodylikeselves #ordwarves

[Kasper Bøgh @Ksprbgh]

In the one #bloodbowl tournament where I don’t bring dwarves, I - of cause - meet a dodge-spam wood elf team. I’ve dreamt of that match up for years. @LordNuffle is too fond of playing with peoples feelings.

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

Behold! Lord Nuffle is pleased with this information. A wonderful tournament to honor Lord Nuffle! All who attend shall be blessed with armor breaks aplenty! Yours or your opponents? Lord Nuffle shall not say! #bloodbowl #sassygod #chaoscup

[The Chaos Cup US NAF MAJOR @ChaosCup]

We haz a new home 😈
@TheRoseHotelChi will host The Chaos Cup on September 7th and 8th year of our @LordNuffle 2019. Here’s to looking at a fun new chapter!

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@twodrunkflings Lord Nuffle will not take requests from Flings without sacrifices. You must sacrifice as many Zombway sandwiches as contributors as you have. Lord Nuffle would say episodes, but that's a lesser number. #hungrygod #10drunkflings #moremordor

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@GrantHalitosis @WatchtowerKW @OfficialNAF @BloodBowl_Game @BDApproved @BothDown Lord Nuffle approves! #hungrygod

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@GrantHalitosis @JipJipperson Lord Nuffle is not to blame for your poor performance. Lord Nuffle can be bribed to help though. #hungrygod

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@GrantHalitosis Lord of Blood Bowl. Not weather.
Lord Nuffle can not be blamed for everything.
#notallpowerfulgod

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@kfoged @Ksprbgh There is only one Blood Bowl god. Lord Nuffle!
Lord Nurgle doesn't even get that honor.
#pettygod

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@GrantHalitosis Your thanks fall on open ears. Lord Nuffle blesses you with more 1s. #justgod

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

Lord Nuffle is not to be summoned. Yet, due to the recent deaths sacrificed by your teams, Lord Nuffle will allow pity. #justgod #deaddeadskins #respectthefluff https://t.co/Pe8FRDjZTk

[#BothDownApproved @BDApproved]

I want @LordNuffle to show up and strike them down for not even trying. Use the internet, do some research.

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

Lord Nuffle thanks you all for following. Offerings of Brettonians and Khorne are now accepted. No thanks on the apes though. #bloodbowl

[Awesome Dralex @AwesomeDralex]

@Goblin_Guild Que así sea. #Hashut observa... y @LordNuffle también!

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

Lord Nuffle is seeking new apprentices. Please sacrifice yourself as soon as possible. #devotedgod #needsslaves #gottacatchemall

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@GrantHalitosis @OfficialNAF @NafCanada You are welcome.

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@Beergrain @taftsalehouse Lord Nuffle did not receive this offering. Lord Nuffle does not share.

[Logan 🌯 @logoctopus]

@ryglore Part of me wants to ask who won. The other part remembers it's Blood Bowl and we're all losers to Nuffle.

And I love it. 😄

[LordNuffle @LordNuffle]

@enterstatsman @WHTV_Dunc Lord Nuffle is not to blame for poor coaching.