LordOfBadPuns

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[LordOfBadPuns @LordOfBadPuns]

Nennt man Literatur über beste Freunde eigentlich "Brosa"?

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.

[JoeI @whitefeelimgs]

Earlier this year MAGA wanted to wage an unprovoked war with Denmark to steal their territory and they’ve completely forgot about it

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Your government is testing what you'll tolerate and a lot of us are tolerating way way WAY too much.

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

“When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.”

[blanc @dqveed]

The way we stopped hearing or seeing media about Palestine, and there are new types of bombs being dropped in a ceasefire

[Maryam @hell_line0]

TX woman gets an abortion. So Texas cops used 83,000 cameras to track her down.

83 THOUSAND.

And I can't find an article that shows where cops used even 100 cameras to find a rapist.
If you can? Let me know.

Un fucking real.

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

früher hat man sich ein bisschen Mühe gegeben die Korruption zu verstecken :(

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

Nothing new to see here…
JUST FASCIST GERMAN POLICE HAVING A WALK.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Antonia @flaminhaystacks]

Look how they have romanticised this headline. Woman dies days after her partner is found dead.

Only when you read the article does it tell you Zoe Marie Dixon was bludgeoned with a hammer by her partner and it took her 6 days to die in hospital

He ran off and killed himself

[Janni @HeyImJanni]

Erderwärmung

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

extrem chillig, wie bei der ersten sich bietenden Gelegenheit jedes erkämpfte Arbeiterrecht von 40h-Woche bis Krankheitstage innerhalb von ein paar Monaten abgeräumt wird, diese Freaks werden uns noch den freien Samstag wegkürzen, wenn nicht dagegen gekämpft wird

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

This is the kind of graph future documentaries pause on before saying, ‘By then, the warning signs were obvious.

[jezz @JezziiB]

My husband’s friend works in a Walmart distribution center. She says it can get very hot in there. But they finally have some decent AC. Why? Because the robots that are there now require cool air to function. Fuck the humans but cater to the machines. What a disgrace.

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[• Yaz • @lwtpez]

next week they'll use the water cannons on climate activists again, don't worry

[Horizon @thehorizon2b2t]

This is genuinely a perfect metaphor for how boomers treated the planet. They dont care so long as they arent the ones to clean up their own mess.

[blanc @dqveed]

He cheated on his wife with a porn star.