@NoUnspokenThing (Absolutely JAMMING out to 80s songs when we crash into each other and my cassette player cracks when hitting the ground) hey! HEY HEY! (I grab your shoulder) you just broke my thingy!
@SketchingAFairy ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! Okay, 6 tonight, you, me, those babes from sector 9, a whole lot of alcohol, some bad decisions we /definitely/ won't REMEMBER.
@NoUnspokenThing (dream scenario right now. Hot chick locked in a class room with me? I've scene enough Kevin Bacon films to Know where this is going. I casually take off my jacket) gosh, is it hot in here or is it just me?
@NoUnspokenThing (I groan and sit down) fine! Fine, here I am trying to have a good time but I /guess/ we'll be like you and glare at the door until it opens
@NoUnspokenThing Something I learned as I got older (I answer automatically)...hey! Listen, if we're gonna be stuck in here together, we might as well make the best of it
@NoUnspokenThing@LeiasNerfHerder [I slide across the floor with almost impressive grace, and push off the wall. Sliding in my knees in front of you] STREET LIGHT. PEOPLE [I hold out an imaginary microphone to you]
@NoUnspokenThing [i spot you across the hall. Here it is.Our moment. I send a text, and 'hooked on a feeling' plays over the speakers.I pull out my best dance moves, making my way over to you] IIIIIM HOOKED ON A FEELING. HIGH ON BELIEVING[pelvic thrust] THAT YOURE IN LOVE WITH ME
@NoUnspokenThing@LeiasNerfHerder [I grin wider. I got a laugh. I sing more off key] JUST A CITY BOY! BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT. I TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE [I play the mop like a guitar]
@NoUnspokenThing@LeiasNerfHerder [I groan, throwing my head back. There's no use in grabbing it back...so i sing] JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL. LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
@NoUnspokenThing@LeiasNerfHerder Then, lets find the best in this [I take out my phone, placing it on a table and putting it on shuffle. 'Spirit in the sky' plays. I grab a mop, dipping it dramatically]
@NoUnspokenThing@LeiasNerfHerder With that attitude it is [I open the door of the now empty cafeteria for you] and since when do you care about anything? Didnt think you were one who'd be scared of detention
@ShesJustUgly@DontHaveAnyTape [i kick in the door. Boombox at my side, cheese fries in my hand] its your lucky day cause your room mate is the one, the only, STAARLOOORD!