Gardner Bendarik

Weight Matters

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Bitches think they Sandy, but they Ms. Puff down to the socks

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There is a whole hamburger in my ass right now

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Jwangarang^7 + 8 = monkey business for sure 👀👀👀

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What did Eric Junker say to Jason Wang?

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Put a Pay Genis in the mall asap 🙌🏻👏🏻

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What’s happening?

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Feeling like Gwen 10

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Mario Party Cake Farts

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Jersey Mike’s Pack got me bogus

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Grouski Farms

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“I’m literally Cho'Gath”- Groupon

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White people are like mighty beans

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Happy 11th birthday! I love you Keegan

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Cant believe he’s 10. I’m so proud of you, Keegan Jeremiah Romfield-Henderson-Walterson

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Groopy Bruffles 🤮

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What’s Happening?

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I’ll make The Great Gatsby look like Doctor Seuss

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If you don’t fw The Curse of Dimensionality, I would advise you unclog your pea brain

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Hoes got toe gunk like it’s a competition

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Yearbook photos tomorrow ✌🏻. I bet tech kids will still look like solidified mud