Cat Russell

All natty. Nice to sort of meet you.

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

A Haiku:
I Geome-try
I Wonder Geome-why
I Geome-cry

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

My little sis just said, “I want to watch Howard’s Moving Password.”
:)

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Bella’s playlist be like:
Big time rush
Country roads
Jason mraz love song
Young dumb broken kids
Jeremy renner screaming
Christian soft rock

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Bryn: If I was to do a handstand, I would do it on the fridge
Me: Good to know
Bryn: Yup, now you know

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

@Mister_Ruckle Also Brynlee: Cat doesn’t like Christmas cause she’s Mexican
Me:

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Me: I’m gonna yoink your chip.
Bella: I’m gonna yoink your soul :)

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Bryn: “I’m gonna take my yeet to the yeet yeet yeet”
Me: ...
Bryn: “I’m gonna- yeeEET till I can’t no more”

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Me: Get your butt over here so I can punch it with my fist
Brynlee: *comes closer*
Me:

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Me: *makes mosaic*
Mosaic:

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Little sis: *makes squeak noise*
Little sis: I sound like a dead bird dying

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Me: *Puts on a relaxing face mask to stress about schoolwork*

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Geometry: Polygon
Me: More like, I’m polygone.

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

Bella: *looks at cat*
Bella: oh look at that chicken
Me: ...
Bella: I need to leave

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

@ThePunnyWorld @LordPotatoSquap

[Jase Depperschmidt @JaseDepp]

Ok strap in folks—I’m going to share with you what my wife just did to me.

First off u need to know about how my wife is obsessed with healthy living & Sprouts, and how most recently she has been buying healthy gum there that tastes like medicine & is nasty 🙄

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Wanna talk about Sodium?
Na

Nitric Oxide?
NO

Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
OMg PISS OFF

...Potassium?
K

[Dee, MS😖 @deemfpoppa]

Y’all ever cried over a math problem? That’s a different type of hurt right there

[Big Head Kid 2020 @BigHeadKid1]

Im trying to prove a point to someone.

RT for normal solid food
Like for Gerber babies food

[Cat Russell @LordPotatoSquap]

“Clay’s not the smartest book in the book”