3 hours, 2 robots, one dropped call, and 3 @ATTHelp reps later, and no closer to a solution. And now their business department is closed. They closed at 3pm PST. The BUSINESS department. I spent 2 hours on this yesterday, and now get to start from scratch tomorrow. #ATTnightmare
I haven't been on Twitter in a long time, but now that I'm in my 3rd hour with @ATT "customer service" I thought it'd be fun to write jokes about them for as long as it takes for them to figure out why they couldn't deliver my phone that I paid for. #attnightmare@ATTBusinessCare
Big thanks to @United for not only making me miss my own homecoming party, but also for having to eat an extra $40 in @Lyft fares, due to my extremely late arrival. Please go ahead and shove your friendly skies up your doodie hole.
If youโve got someplace to be, but donโt really care about when you get there, youโll love @United Airlines. Chances are good that theyโll screw up, cause you major delays, and then throw perks and flight vouchers at you to stop mocking them on social media. #advertising
Iโve already lost two teeth, and broken a 3rd, on this hockey puck of Sausage McMuffin. But despite the fact that it took 20 min. to get here, and half the order was wrong, Iโm happy to report that I scored a free cigarette butt, so Iโm cool. Thanks @McDonalds#McButts#Shame
Finally got the signs up in my brand-new photography studio! I can almost hear the dump trucks coming to drop off all that money I'm about to make! No but seriously, I do NOT want to know what kind of pictures they're shooting, up there. #Scary#Creepy#HoldMeImScared#DTLA
Shot this on an overnight road trip to Carpinteria. If anyone can figure out what it is, I'll let them buy me a round of drinks. #MysteryPhoto#RoadTrip#OnTheRoad
I shot a bunch of @Matterport 3D tours down in Orange County last week, so I stayed a night in Laguna Beach. Here's the sunset from just a few steps from the hotel.