Lord Chop

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[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@RoworthJack @RobertJenrick Hi mate great letter but it appears a spider with inks on its legs has crawled onto the bottom of your letter! Chop x

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@ThamesValley where do I submit a taxi invoice to you for yet again the number 5 not turning up at Datchet Green.

Thanks.

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

Does the number 5 to T5 from Datchet ever come? Every time I try and get this it never turns up. Retarded drivers.

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@abers485712 @Crashy_TWM Gay

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@JordyOnside Who is the fat bird hahaha? Is she a professional?

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@eyelinerboy182 @BashyMc1 Damn if you think somebody would be lying about that amount you really are THAT poor. My bad 😂

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@eyelinerboy182 @BashyMc1 Imaginary? What lol. What would I make that up. Spending 167,000 is not impressive….

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

Whoever jumped in front of the train at Waterloo. You are a selfish horrible cunt.

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@eyelinerboy182 @BashyMc1 And yet you’re still poor

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@eyelinerboy182 @BashyMc1 Ok ‘Tony’ poverty stricken name.

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@eyelinerboy182 @BashyMc1 Sound very gay.

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@heqyipo @eyelinerboy182 @BashyMc1 Ok lil bro.

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@IanWard281480 @lee_ryder @geordiejosh Spoken like a true retard

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@heqyipo @eyelinerboy182 @BashyMc1 This is spent in the past year. If 6 figures is impressive or unbelievable to you…fuck me you’re poor and stupid.

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@Michael25685882 @alfonso_leocad Remember the time when we was banging them in for fun

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@sspencerukk @sophierosexx Always make your bark the loudest. If you're gonna piss like a puppy, stay on the porch and let the big dogs eat.

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@sophierosexx @sspencerukk Do you sell pieces of toilet roll you have used after a good poo? Message me can’t message you cos not followed back. Chop x

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@heqyipo @eyelinerboy182 @BashyMc1 I earn 6 figures very comfortably I’ll be fine. Gayest thing i have heard this year is boasting another man’s pocket though…zip it up when you’re done you freak 😂

[Lord Chop @LordSamuelChop]

@eyelinerboy182 @BashyMc1 No he was just acting like a fat little wanker and now crying.