Lord Sebastain Coe

i single handedly brought the Olympics to London and showed the world hiw great we are.Wheres Steve Ovett now?!
NOT REALLY SEB COE - PARODY

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@SurfLines @BangorUni I cancelled that!!! I have a back, sack and crack waxing booked in!!!

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

I just received my vinyl copy of @slowreadersclub new single - Forever In Your Debt.
It's a top tune.
Some limited vinyl still available

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@Mo_Farah no chance

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@Borislondon @michaelbarrie1 clearly he means you Boris. You and your fucking Barclays bikes

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@Borislondon @michaelbarrie1 fuck off Boris. You've left me to rot since the Olympics.
I gave you a bloody legacy.

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

Fuck me.
I got Stephen Fry writing me letters.

I can't be arsed reading it.

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@michaelbarrie1 @Borislondon leave my mate Boris alone you nasty little man

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@michaelbarrie1 @matt_baker1 this guys a chump. I wouldn't waste my jizz

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@michaelbarrie1 @matt_baker1 what's it called if I bum your dog? Peaches? I've been watching you in Hornchurch and Rainham. Mummy Peaches

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@michaelbarrie1 you really are a strange and tedious little man aren't you.

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@Woodywizz @matt_baker1 @michaelbarrie1 I love him.

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@matt_baker1 @michaelbarrie1 it even says parody in the description. What an idiot. But whys he so worked up by lord coe anyway?

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@matt_baker1 @michaelbarrie1 thank you minion.
I authorise you to slap the twat

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@matt_baker1 @michaelbarrie1 the other sinpleton

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@michaelbarrie1 @matt_baker1 way do you for a living you simpleton?

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@matt_baker1 @michaelbarrie1 see Michael, you come for me, you get bummed by my head of security.
Now who's the daddy!

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@michaelbarrie1 listen, @matt_baker1 is my head of security. You won't even get past him.

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@michaelbarrie1 I will fuck your shit up and carve the Olympic Rings into your arse.

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@michaelbarrie1 don't bring a knife to a gun fight my friend.
I'll take you down.

[Lord Sebastain Coe @LordSebCoe]

@roxotron you're 40 if you're a day.