Joseph Salazar

First things first; rest in peace Uncle Phil. I know a lot about the law, and various other lawyerings

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@sinisterhoodpod notification popped up while I was driving and I immediately went “ohhhh shit”
PS I live near Gastonia and this Meat Warlock business is the best thing I’ve ever heard

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@sinisterhoodpod @carlamitchell97 Monosuperciliumophilia

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@mckvstheworld I saw this too and thought the same exact thing. El Camino style

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@RealMeatLoaf easy to say climate change isn’t real when you won’t be around to see the worst of it. Enjoy your irrelevance

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@NikkiMcR Love the byline. Leave out the part where they already replaced him. But we’ll just kill everybody right? Yeah no biggie

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@reynoldsgareth Everyone knows the Middle East has the best conflicts

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@sinisterhoodpod please google image rat king. It’s all I think about when Heather talks about marrying one

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@thedollop A while back I read a small wiki entry about a Leeds woman that tried to prophecize the apocalypse with a chicken and thought “there’s gotta be more to this” you guys complete me

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@slaughterthepod “colostomy bag system for all babies” I spat my coffee out laughing too hard

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@daveanthony This... is amazing

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@daveanthony I do, but I’m still confused. I’m just going to chock up my lack of understanding to you being one of them fancy folk from LA. Also, just listened to Operation Wetback. I was screaming Norman Rockwell in my kitchen.

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@daveanthony Dave I’m confused... I’ve bought mugs and French presses from there

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@realDonaldTrump Really feel like you’re the last person that should be commenting on anyone’s class rank

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@matt_cam I’m fully expecting this to turn into another counterproductive pissing match and everyone will be worse for it. Especially young immigrants

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@realDonaldTrump I literally can’t bring myself to explain why this is the stupidest thing you’ve said to date. And that’s a hell of a statement, bravo! #cheetoinchief

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@daveanthony I literally wonder all the time what left enough looks like for you

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@daveanthony @CharlotteO1940 I’ve had this argument a million times and it comes down to privilege. People can’t comprehend how bad it is in other countries that you would uproot your life with nothing but the clothes on your back to come here. Of course this person wouldn’t because you live in America

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@thedollop

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@thedollop Fuuuuuuuck