Simon Beckett

Husband, father, IT consultant, jaffa cake fan and part time double agent. One of the above is not true.

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@disneytipsguy "you-know-w-hat", surely?

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@thebowlerhatman I was just thinking what a lovely name for a dog... I'm a little slow on Sundays. Safe travels back to Festive Road (where nothing remarkable ever happened)

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@KnightspurHouse Good morning sir, same to you.

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@KnightspurHouse @PolitlcsUK If it's Angela Rayner can I come and live in your yard? I won't be any trouble.

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@KnightspurHouse I am, the kids are both off doing their own thing but they didn't forget their old man 😁

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

I love quirky stuff like this, it's a great way to explore the idea of monetary value being determined simply by how much people are willing to spend. https://t.co/ZBOvdeyURJ

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@disneytipsguy If you do, keep an eye out for otters :)

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@KnightspurHouse Possibly one of your neighbours. In the UK, the number of households who say they have a pet cat outnumbers the estimated cat population 🤔

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@disneytipsguy I'm not mad about them demolishing Tom Sawyer island 🤷‍♂️

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@Flowstatevibes And you are going to the best resort too!

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@KnightspurHouse That's a great shot! Glad you're having a good time.

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@disneytipsguy It's the fact that half way round it reaches that straight flat and you think you're going to get a break, but then it accelerates and throws you into the top hat... It's one of only two coasters where I came off and didn't want to go back on for a bit!

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

At least the bread maker is having a happy day!

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@disneytipsguy Best resort is best!

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@AlexisM2260 @disneytipsguy You will absolutely love it, far and away the best moderate resort.

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@disneytipsguy This is the epitomy of "enjoy where you are, don't simply wish you were somewhere else"

[Simon Beckett @LordSiBorg]

@KnightspurHouse Have a great time my friend, enjoy your family time.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Google 6 7 and see what happens.

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

It's 31 years ago to the day that this was broadcast - for my money one of the most joyous bits of TV ever committed to celluloid.

It is, of course, Mr Sting's appearence on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.

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