Montgomerie Snoooze

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

@ryansklar one of my finest designs. It's so comfortable you could wear it for all eternity 💤

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

@ryansklar sorry, I've been busy overseas

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

I am everywhere

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

@ANLblog @rjrhodes @jamesbooth anything I would like?

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

Whenever I desire

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

I will take you all

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

@ryansklar who is laughing now?

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

It's lots of fun

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

I'm on a yellow bus

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

@ryansklar you are a fool. Now I will teach you a lesson

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

@ryansklar @ASPhassani my cousin is sweating with excitement. I shall be waiting around every corner as night falls

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

This weekend I will be visiting two old friends - @ASPhassani @ryansklar

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

My powers are overwhelming http://t.co/hLRye2Ny9x http://t.co/jKnQSytmU7

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

@ryansklar let me see you

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

Who gives a fuck about the Commonwealth games? Snoozing isn't even an event.

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

Putin is being a naughty boy, I must pay him a visit

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

@damarcusbeasley @ASPhassani fancy meeting up for a pop tart?

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

I'll see you soon Rolf. I'll take your pain away. Forever.

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

http://t.co/XyvPdq5kfO #nowplaying

[Montgomerie Snoooze @LordSnoooze]

Off to feed the fucking ducks