Fake Tim Peel

Tim Peel, The greatest NHL ref to ever don the stripes. My word is law! (parody)

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

.@ProspectGeek FOOL! One cannot investigate a living god. Bow before me, or I shall make your knees crumble so that you may fall

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

Slander, libel, scandalous lies wrapped in a deception conceived only by the sickest of gods. @wyshynski is a menace

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Oh nothing. Just me and NHL referee Tim Peel doing a tequila shot. #BreakTheInternet #NHL #MvsW

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@PWG44 I confused duty and drunk, again

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@ScoutingTheRefs exemplary work. Your master is proud of you.

[Scouting The Refs @ScoutingTheRefs]

Tim Peel - Chicago needs you! #Hawks #Avs http://t.co/FWi19u8TqP #CHI #COL #Blackhawks

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@ScoutingTheRefs @JoshuaCooper No, I have previously disabled that annoyance

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@bshawesome @CMPunk @BaileyLAKings What?

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@EdFrankovic Six is really only one more than five. It is not a big deal, please clam down.

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

Like a shark or manatee RT @kingsofhockey: Only a ref as "special" as Tim Peel makes that slashing call. He's very special

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

Since I must work in the afternoon I am forgoing the mulled wine in favor of absinthe. I find it prevents me from missing good goals.

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@tidus_37 look within yourself and I believe you will find who the true barbarian is

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@ScoutingTheRefs Call my agent. He is the one that resembles that empty gallon jug of eggnog

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

.@tidus_37 Cruelty is just kindness with a cooler jacket

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@Slaughter_Rule I will allow nothing to stand above me

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

I apologize, I had not realized I was working tonight. Let me find my whistle and flask, and I will be over directly.

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@BrianNeall Astute observation. I want none of anything, thus my campaign to wipe out the Earth via satellite impact

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@CoreyHirsch @KDibildeaux Through Lord Peel, all things are possible. Except I hate you and wish to see you all suffer terribly.

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@Namecannotbebl1 Runes

[Fake Tim Peel @LordTimPeel]

@Namecannotbebl1 I am not even on the ice. What you see is simple trick of light allowing me to experience the Glendale night life