City Boy

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@BaylorAthletics Thank you seniors!

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

All the cool bars in Austin are being destroyed by new developers and they’re just relocating to DFW lmao

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I love when people watch a movie and be like “what do you think that meant!?”
Like we’re you not watching 😂

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

Fire Mike McCarthy. Fire Mike McCarthy. Fire Mike McCarthy.

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

Like shouldn’t their mirrors make me look better if anything haha

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So i bought clothes from banana republic for my sisters wedding and for some reason I looked absolutely horrible in the fitting room. Like I bought the stuff I needed tried it on back at home and I look 1000 times better. Does this happen to other people??

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

@SpencerTheGrayt As centrist I just stand in the middle and have them walk around me.

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

Wedding organizer: “Are you bride side or groom side?”
Me an empath: “I’m on both of their sides 🤗”

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

@DaveLikesTurtle Affirmative

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I tell Dallas people I was born in Carrollton when I don’t want to come off as too Frisconian 😂

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

I’m just waiting for the Will Smith vs Chris Rock boxing match to be announced.

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

Mom jeans aren’t in fashion again you’re just getting old 🤣

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Girls really take pride when they “dress their man” and all they do is buy lulu lemon and On Running shoes lmao just say you were in a sorority and leave us alone 😂

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

The liberals have gone too far, changing the shoes on the green M&M made me less attracted to it 🙄

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

Tap water just shitty mineral water.

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

CrossFit gyms are just playgrounds for adults

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

The spot light is so symbolic of being in the spotlight but he’s alone in his apartment so it’s edgy 🥵

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

Bo Burnham’s special is just okay.

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

Hahahahalol “daddy made you some content” hahaha lmao 😂 GENIUS

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

Machine gun Kelley really be 31 singing about high school relationship issues.

[City Boy @LordTobyGray]

My life a movie 😬