Lord Too-Fat

Any pronouns
I love ass wife :)

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

@quinnthegm I was indifferent about this post until I saw Dany stans acting like her rule over Meereen wasn't a series of blunders. So fuck it, Jon Snow is the stallion that mounts the world. R+L =J is bullshit because he was immaculately conceived. Long live the king.

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

@redoorlemontree I get your point but pretending that's all Jon is doing at the Wall is crazy.

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

@phreshoutt Most people who want original movies are also adults who are not the main demographic here unless they have kids themselves?

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

The last thing I expected from a GRRM novel was it to be too fast-paced

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

Expanding my horizons. Currently reading Fevre Dream 🙏

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

I really want art of Joshua York as a Targaryen riding his dragon, Fevre Dream...but I'm not talented enough for that

[mia 🚬 | cr: ACOK @deerestprincess]

I don't really care about fire & blood or the targaryen lore tbh

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

@DiscussingFilm My GOAT is WASHED 🥲

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

Finding out other fans don't believe Fire & Blood is a critique of inheritance 🥲

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

@gaemonspalehair He'd have my WHAT! 😍🤤

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

This is for people who hate the Narnia movies (me)

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

New look at Emma Mackey as Jadis in Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN’S NEPHEW.’

(Source: https://t.co/IAWSvAVQPU)

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

@westerosies Other authors should not even dignify this question with an answer. It's morbid and disrespectful to George.

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

You'll be reading ASOIAF and seriously come across a character named Utter Shit

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

As a non-American, how are you even suppose to answer this...What are the parameters here...

[westerosies @westerosies]

Who is on your ‘GAME OF THRONES’ Mount Rushmore?

Pick 4 characters from across the entire ‘A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE’ / ‘GAME OF THRONES’ universe.

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

These aura edits make me laugh so hard. Goes hard man. Goes hard.

[crow @starkrevival]

“Dün gece korkunç bir rüya gördüm,” diye itiraf etti Efkârlı Edd. “Sen benim kâhyamdın, yemeklerimi getiriyor ve dağınıklığımı topluyordun. Ben lord kumandandım, bir an bile huzur bulamıyordum.”

Jon gülümsemedi. “Senin kâbusun, benim hayatım.”

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

I keep getting the urge to reply to all these AOT > ASOIAF tweets but then remember they're 12 and rethink my behaviour

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

Lisan al-Greenseer

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

AOT literally reheated Dune's nachos in the most dumbfounding way possible for its ending.

[Ambessa Medarda アンベッサ・メダルダ @zyanul_ghazi]

So these are the media better than AOT?

Do better please...

[Lord Too-Fat @LordTooFat]

Loved AOT until it made Eren the God Emperor out of nowhere.

[abi ꕤ @maximiffy]

how it feels to be years late to every movie and tv show ever made