Lord True-ism

Boss at Richmond and (soon) Wandsworth Councils. Political geezer. Tory peer. Potty mouth. Laying down True-isms. 100% unTrue.

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

I think the @ZacGoldsmith London Mayor campaign is faltering. I will take over the Conservative nomination and be a Trump to his Rubio.

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

Blast! I was daydreaming & voted for @robinmeltzer by mistake. I'll pop back & double vote for @ZacGoldsmith to correct it. Is that allowed?

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

I will be using all my vote power to support Zac Goldsmith. Let's get him re elected to the Commons and right into Cameron's new Cabinet.

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

RETWEET to let friends know why you'll #VoteConservative tomorrow.

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

Big beers and big bantz in Richmond tonight after England's win over Italy. No sign of the Lib Dums. Obviously.

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

I'm not really a bus kind of person. #BusStrike

[Zac Goldsmith @ZacGoldsmith]

Advertising Standards Authority upholds complaint about a Heathrow ad about value of long haul flights. 'Misleading' & 'unsubstantiated'

[Hare Hounds @hare_hounds]

Join us tonight at 8 pm for our weekly quiz night! ! #quiz #h&h

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

Richmond's merger of operations with Wandsworth means we may soon be able to take down the fence and checkpoint on Upper Richmond Road.

[RTT @richmondtimes]

Wandsworth and Richmond councils to merge, leaving Kingston in the lurch http://t.co/mwDWDpvTSx

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

Found it at last! I bloody knew I'd find my telephone charger eventually. It's taken me over a year though! Ha ha

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

I think I could go from King of @lbrut to King of the Jungle in next year's I'm A Celebrity. Snakes and creepy crawlies are no problem.

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

@twickerman @twickerati @RogerCrouch1 I don't work as a bus driver but if I did it would be nice to think people queued especially for me.

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

It is time to don the tweed pumpkin outfit and hit the pub for some party fun. Halloween is always a cracking night out in Richmond.

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

Tomorrow I will be tweeting about Twickenham. If it works I may extend the the practice to sessions about East Sheen and Richmond. # tweet

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

@twickeman @True_Lord @LBRUT @MarkyGoodrich @twickerati @Gareth_Roberts_ Thank you. Please do a tweet at me tomorrow.

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

@MarkyGoodrich Thank you. Please do a tweet at me tomorrow.

[Andrea Sparke Craig 💙🇺🇦 @MrsNoBags]

Don't forget tomorrow night is @ZacGoldsmith Fish and Chip night @thecanburyarms for local residents to meet Zac and any concerns you have

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

@twickerati @LBRUT @True_Lord @RichmondCycling Let me be clear about this, I never comment on matters of state security.

[Lord True-ism @LordTrue]

I have sneaked into the peleton. I hope my Pashley holds out. This RideLondon Surrey Classic is fun, if a little tiring.