Sir Herbert Tugmutton

Sir Herbert Paget Alabaster Tugmutton VC KCB KCIE. Viscount Shitterton. Order of the Zing Bail. Captain of The Gentleman. Cricket mentor to Ludwig I of Bavaria.

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@SteveCold @TheCricketerMag And yet you've named yourself after him. Well played, young man.

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@vishesh_narang @MichaelVaughan @mipaltan Young man, I think you'll find Bairstow is from Yorkshire, not England.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Never mind Thursday, this is more important. Do the right thing, Britain, and vote for Ben Stokes (especially in Blyth).

[Joe Root @root66]

Come on Ben! Get voting everyone!

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[Tasneem-Summer Khan @tasneemsummerk]

What's Craig Overton going to do? Tell the Ashes to go back to their fucking country?

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Your mother’s unprofessional.

[Dave Tickner @tickerscricket]

Nathan Lyon 'still a huge weapon' says Tim Paine. Got to admire the honesty.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

I added Aerosmith ft. Run DMC to this video of the shadow of a millipede walking and it has amused me more than it should have done.

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@RossJam84479523 @KentCricket @ksncricket Grow up? I've just been out and bought some jelly beans with my own money, sorted them into piles representing the colours of the counties, and thrown the Somerset ones in the bin. Who is the grown up now eh? You don't want to know what I did with the Essex colour ones though.

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@legsidelizzy I'm already calling the series Archer's Ashes.

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@SecondXISkipper Congrats on finding eleven in the first place...

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@tickerscricket It should have been Kim Barnett but Tendulkar has a higher net run rate and boundary count, and isn't related to the rulers of North Korea.

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@nickwalkom

[Isa Guha @isaguha]

Caught in the workplace 🙊🙊🙊 #WomensAshes

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@benjonescricket If ever a tweet was affirmed...👌🏼

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

People who don’t like cricket are wrong, say experts https://t.co/s2fDg3Lclp

[CricViz Analyst @cricvizanalyst]

Since Kane Williamson was last dismissed, 213 wickets have fallen in this World Cup. #CWC19

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@VikrantaYadav @RaviShastriOfc Romesh Powar and Kapil Dev.

[Sir Herbert Tugmutton @LordTugmutton]

@jacks_sparrrow Not entirely sure what you're getting at, a chess player has 16 pieces at the start of the game, if the king breaks you still have plenty other options. Bet you love pawn.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

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