𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝

𝕴 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖘𝖔 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒 𝖆𝖑𝖑..
{Parody account, NOT Geordie Johnson or Bela Lugosi}
WT:#Creepstr

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖉

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐀

𝑶𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒗𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔, 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆/𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍, 𝒎𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒄 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚.

♡ & ↺

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

Tell me, where she is. NOW...

[𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 @MACABREW0LF]

OH HELL NO..

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

Well, how about we call Mr. Krueger then. Shall we?

[𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 @MACABREW0LF]

Goddammit..

Even if I told you, you probably still wouldn’t find her easily. I told that bitch she’d regret ratting me out again..

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

I know that I saw you take my grand daughter's coffin, where is she..

[𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 @MACABREW0LF]

Oh what the fuck..-

[𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 @MACABREW0LF]

Heh.. fuckers..-

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐮𝐬 @MnicDocCornlius]

"𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑴𝒀 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏!"

𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐔𝐒

𝟑𝟔, 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒅 𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕. 𝑶𝑪 𝒂𝒏𝒅
𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚, 𝒎𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚.

♡ & ↱

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

{You know how I promised that I would make Dr. Cornelius scary again, well ladies and gentlemen. That time has come}

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

I have a feeling that we're going to need the ship back to Romania much sooner than planned, especially in this case.

#FreddyKruegersHalloweenOfHorror

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

That it does, Mr. Covington. Fairly, I have met some of her friends as well. Quiet but nice people..

[𝑀𝑟. 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 (Parody) @GlitzyxSpirit]

He humbly bows.

"High praise from one as prominent as yourself, Sir. Glad my Club can still entertain."

Now there's a slight beat as he thinks on the name.

"Oh the lovely redhead? Her friends are most welcome here at the Hollywood Ghost Club. Especially the mortals."

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

Of course, I've seen some of your work even when I was once in Italy. You're a very talented man, I'll give you that. Who I'm referring to is my granddaughter, Valerie Dandridge.

[𝑀𝑟. 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 (Parody) @GlitzyxSpirit]

I am a showman afterall. I meet both the living and the dead on the daily you realize.

To whom are you referring to?

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

Yes, admittedly. I have been gone for a long time, however aside from being the perfect time of the year. I thought to visit some, familiar faces. Some that I took notice that you have spoken with before.

[𝑀𝑟. 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 (Parody) @GlitzyxSpirit]

My my....yours is a power I haven't felt in a long time....

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

Mr. Covington, I presume..

[𝑀𝑟. 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 (Parody) @GlitzyxSpirit]

Of course I couldn't leave you all during my favorite season....

The Ghost Host with the most has returned! 🎩

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

You've dealt with this man before?

[𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𓃦 @GlNG3RSNAPPED]

Oh dear.. it seems that ghost guy has returned..

[𝑀𝑟. 𝐶𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛 (Parody) @GlitzyxSpirit]

𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆...
𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆-

Your Ghost Host with the most:
Mr. Caleb Covington

Magician. Owner of the Hollywood Ghost Club. Preshipped. Remade page.

It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ

Info threads below ⬇️

[𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗧𝗢𝗣! {Parody} @SawyerManiac]

"Hey, LICK MY PLATE you dog dick!"

Name: Robert "Bobby" Sawyer

Age: 38

Alias: Chop Top, Plate Head etc.

Short bio: Twin brother of Nubbins Sawyer and big brother of Leatherface.

Alignment: Chaotic Evil

RT OR MEET BUBBA'S SAW!

[⭑⭑ 𝙅𝘼𝙔. ⭑⭑ @SN00CH1E]

»»————-　🎃　————-««

https://t.co/081ZRBq93m

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

#ThrowbackThursday to my more, older decades since it is my birthday. Naturally, I had to deal with a certain Van Helsing back in that period. The first of his family, I might add

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

I think so, I sense that things are going to go a bit more absurd than before.

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

𝓚𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯

𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽..

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

Oh yes, but first. Time for me to release the hounds..

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗙 𝗛𝗔𝗪𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗦 @BASTARDTURNR]

NOPE

B O L T S -

[𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 @LordVampLucard]

You have made a fatal mistake, Mr. Turner..

[𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗙 𝗛𝗔𝗪𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗦 @BASTARDTURNR]

YEETS a pie into the reader's face

Happy Birthday, BUTTHEAD!