Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE

Lord/ OBE CBE MBE/ Director @ OakBush Asset Management/ Vineyard Owner/ Love Hunting, Wine and Military History.

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Belated happy birthday to my dear friend @pitbull a true friend of the United Kingdom!

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

I have known Joe Exotic for many years. He is a close friend of the Sommerville-Hawkes family and a great guy. We were even planning on opening a greater sage grouse enclosure in Kent (the council weren't keen on Tigers). @realDonaldTrump Do what is right!

[TMZ @TMZ]

Joe Exotic's Pardon Request Finally Makes It to Trump's Desk https://t.co/kSGDr8s7lv

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

It was spectacular Cardi. I watched it in the drawing room with a 12 year bowmore. No better way to spend an evening.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

How did you guys like my Facebook show?

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Do not fear Wegbert is here. I am working with my legal team to find loopholes to allow the vineyard to stay open during lockdown. We will have a huge festival with wine and live music. More details on Wegbert Fest 2020 coming soon...

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

I was going to invest in the Scottish Fishing Industry. Not anymore. I do not possess the funds (as they are tied up in assets) to pay for mercenaries to protect the Somerville Hawkes fishing fleet. I can't believe Scotland is so hostile to good natured venture capitalists.

[Humza Yousaf @HumzaYousaf]

Gunboat diplomacy will not be welcome in Scottish waters (62% of UK EEZ is in Scotland). Police Scot & Marine Scot will protect fisheries if necessary, Chief Constable has primacy. UK Govt has confirmed with me Royal Navy will not be deployed unless Chief Constable requests.

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Wegbert has been snubbed yet again. When will my contributions to humanity be recognised. Has @JoeBiden managed an award winning vineyard? I think not. Has @KamalaHarris ever written a book on military history? NO! (Yes I am aware my book on the Persian empire was pulped)

[TIME @TIME]

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are TIME's 2020 Person of the Year #TIMEPOY https://t.co/o97QNlSBrl

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Great Work Rishi! I would be happy to offer several internships at oak bush asset management and the Somerville Hawkes vineyard.

[HM Treasury @hmtreasury]

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[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

https://t.co/coLOmqzlTd I Have Been Featured in This Fine Article. I also concur with the argument! Those with moustaches are intelligent, capable and most importantly fertile. Just ask my the youngest of my large family Bob, septus and Octus (@Jacob_Rees_Mogg stole Sixtus)

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

A weak safeword Joe, please use at least 9 characters and a mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Malarkey!

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

I have decided to bury the hatchet with @realDonaldTrump. While my lifetime ban at his golf courses (for an accident I had in the mens room) still stands, that sleepy Joe simply won't do! #ReluctantPatriot

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

My thoughts on health and sickness. I achieved a high B in A-Level Biology so not one to be missed!#DrWegebrt

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

I recently ordered a collection of fine Italian ties. On arrival it was apparent that they were made in china and were thinner than a prostitutes handkerchief. (On the phone to my lawyer as I tweet) #CustomerIsAlwaysRight #Lawfare #CashSettlement

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

I am happy to support the efforts of @DefundBBC ! (This has nothing to do with the pilot episode of Wegbert's World of Wine being rejected)

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Watched a fascinating video about deep fake technology. That must be where all those photos of me and the chaps in blackface at that rugby club dinner in 98 came from. The daily express owes me an apology I think!

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Has anyone got a blackberry charger?

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

I am launching a competition for my dear followers. Tell me your favourite hymn and the best responder will get a complementary tour of the Sommerville-Hawkes vineyard.

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Can a Sumatran Tiger catch coronavirus? (asking for a friend)

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Decided to post one of my fantastic articles from Monolith Media https://t.co/1QXsBOjPIx

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Having read the papers I wish to respond to unfounded allegations made against me. It has been alleged that last year my eyes wandered away from my wife and towards the breasts of a Tenerife barmaid. Not only did this not happen but it was not even on British Soil. #NameCleared

[Lord Wegbert Wilfred Sommerville-Hawkes OBE @LordWegbert]

Congratulations @Douglas4Moray I guess Scotland Isn't ready for Wegbert as its first minister. Do you require a deputy by any chance? #Wegbert2Win