Assthew McConaughey

Just fartin’ around the house

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@SleeperSFGiants Devers 37 Bookmark this

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@Heater_1904 This song cursed the Padres for 100 years

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@LEBassett This is extremely low IQ rationinal

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@MarkMadDogDavis LOL

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@escott1028 Gay take

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@turtsportsbrand Watching you Yankees fans crying and pissing yourselves over this is by far the funniest thing of 2026 😆

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@Rebekah81USA Stfu

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@Patriot_Shane_ @FBIPortland Ben Affleck?

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@pads_fan2344 Don’t bring Manny Machado’s dick into this

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@DaveGallagher22 This wasn’t a story about John Smoltz as much as it was just a humble brag

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@TinaKotek VOTE DRAZAN

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@TeamTinaHQ Drazan could literally be a potato and still be 100x better option than Kotek and it’s not even close. VOTE DRAZAN

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@thebereanmillen At least they’ll grow up straight

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@BraydenScottH This reminds me of a funny riddle I once heard-
What is the sound of a sideways Tuesday when the spoon forgets how to sneeze in reverse?

Would you like to hear the answer?

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@DemGovs @TinaKotek Lower costs?? LOL

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@ADsXe Van Gogh

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@JustineBateman Just watched Honey Land and Pez Outlaw per your recommendation @JustineBateman PHENOMENAL documentaries. You are my new go to for what to watch. Thank you

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@megantheevalium Anal

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@ChickenKingMMA Bet. YOU WONT

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@KATUNews Fire them all

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@AFpost I have no idea who Breckie Hill is, but now I don’t like her. Btw what kind of dumb ass name is Breckie 🤣