The Honorable Lord Fezzik

The Honorable Lord Fezzik of Bisbee and Mandalore, biscuit maker to the king

Former stray throwing out bad jokes, geek references, and cat pictures.

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@GhostKitteh Congrats! Mine was yesterday!

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@duchess1183 I don't know why the human suddenly decided to put a hat on me, but I'm not a fan.

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Happy birthday to me!

Ok, so we don't really know when my birthday is, but the store didn't sell "Happy adoption day" balloons. One year ago today I left the shelter and went home with the human!

#HappyBDay #AdoptDontShop #CatsOfTwitter

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For today's #BettyWhiteChallenge the human and I are donating to the Bisbee Animal Shelter in Bisbee, AZ. One year ago today I was in the shelter waiting to go home with the human I had just adopted. This is for them and for Betty.

#CatsOfTwitter

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So sorry for the break! The human wasn't feeling good, then I wasn't feeling good, then the human wasn't feeling good again. We're just hanging out watching movies now.

#HugYourHuman #CatsOfTwitter

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Catvent Calendar: Day 18

She tried to get a picture
So you could see me play
But I don't feel like posing
So I just ran away

The new toy is great! Sorry I didn't sit for a picture with it!

#ImOuttaHere #NotPosing #CatsOfTwitter

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@babyleocat Another long lost brother!

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Catvent Calendar: Day 17

Human, we need to talk about your housekeeping. Have you seen this room? When was the last time you even made your bed? This is embarrassing.

#GetItTogether #YoureAnAdult #AnnoyedCat #AdventCalendar #CatsOfTwitter

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Catvent Calendar: Day 16, part 2

Let me demonstrate how this works.

#AdventCalendar #HavingABall #CatsDoingCatThings #CatsOfTwitter

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Catvent Calendar: Days 15 and 16 (Oops!)

The human lost a day somewhere
She isn't sure quite how
But she just opened door 16
Is she caught up now?

#Oops #AdventCalendar #CatchingUp #CatsOfTwitter

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Catvent Calendar: Day 14

She caught a cold
And fell behind
But now the human's
Back in line

Second new toy today!

#TwoForOne #LapCat #WhiskersWednesday #CatsOfTwitter

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@gigglndolphin Neither did she until she saw it at @PetSmart !

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Catvent Calendar: Day 13, part 2

In case anyone wanted to see what really happened with that second picture.

#Yoink #ItsMineNow #CatsOfTwitter

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Catvent Calendar: Day 13 (Late, sorry)

So I guess the human might actually be sick.

"I cadd breade troo by doze." <-- That's what she sounds like.

But my new ball is pretty neat, and that's what really matters!

#CatsOfTwitter

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Catvent Calendar: Day 12, part 2

When the nip kicks in.

#CatNipHigh #CatsOfTwitter

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Catvent Calendar: Day 12

The human almost forgot to give me my toy today. She's blaming it on catching a cold, but I don't buy it.

#LazyGirl #AbsentMinded #AdventCalendar #CatsOfTwitter

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@Cleoyogacat "No more rhymes now, I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
-- Fezzik

#ThePrincessBride #ImANerd

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@Cleoyogacat That's what she gets for waking me up from a very good nap. My toy is a pillow and she is in the picture.

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Catvent Calendar: Day 11

The rarest of occurrences today! The human makes an appearance! She tried to get a picture of just me, but I wasn't going to move to make that happen.

#JustTheTwoOfUs #Cuddles #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter

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@Cleoyogacat She'll be ok. Sometimes her brain says mean things to her even if there's nothing going on to make it do that.

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Catvent Calendar: Days 9 and 10

The human had a big sad and forgot to do my advent calendar yesterday. Here's two entries in one! (I got a little bored while she was taking my picture.)

#TwoForOne #AdventCalendar #CatsOfTwitter