Gord_Lold

twitter: where people go to cry on the internet

[Gord_Lold @Lord_Gold]

You look like you're starving for attention.

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@ShesInMyBed one of my followers/ friend haha took me months to figure it out

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Just found out what oomf stands for, fucking Internet haha...

[Sean Tejaratchi @ShittingtonUK]

scrotal eclipse of the heart

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Raaaaw hiiiide *whip crack*

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Back in 92' did anyone think technology would make the bathroom fun again ?

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@ShesInMyBed oh nah haha im watching @BBC_TopGear

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@ShesInMyBed watching what ? Lol my mom said that last night haha !

[Gord_Lold @Lord_Gold]

Mom just mentioned she wanted to go to Amsterdam, and "hash is the best."

[Gord_Lold @Lord_Gold]

Now I need a Remington model 11....bad ass !!

[Gord_Lold @Lord_Gold]

@BadAdviceNurse I totally recall seeing the same shitty movie

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You been putting chik-fila's cock in your mouth all these years and now you're upset ?

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I sit at home so much anymore my dogs personalities are starting to make me hate them.

[Gord_Lold @Lord_Gold]

Whachu got on my coffee homie ?

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@ThatChadRitter let me get you some pamphlets from my car....

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@CindyMeakin TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES !

[Gord_Lold @Lord_Gold]

@Rivs01 it's time to shave.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Adam and Eve only realized they were naked when they ate the apple. Did Dad not want them to eat it so He could see them naked all day?

[Gord_Lold @Lord_Gold]

@Fr3sh_Air I'm on e till later tonight 😢

[Gord_Lold @Lord_Gold]

@ShesInMyBed come on doooooowwwwnnnnnnn