Boomer cultural dominance is so bad that you can watch your own son drop 45 to win the NBA Finals and immediately start talking about some guy from the 90s
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
This picture just circulated around my Jets chat - it was raining while we tailgated and when it finally stopped, we were hammered and convinced this double rainbow signaled the dark times were finally over. Aaron Rodgers blew his Achilles an hour later.
People whose worst crime is pirating movies: I always use a VPN and I only use protonmail and if my password is ever typed in wrong even one time it autodeletes everything
Jeffery Epstein on a gmail account with his initials: "yeah we fuck kids nigga" - sent from my ipad