Kayne

Heavy Commercial Jet Mechanic
Acoustic Theremin Virtuoso
Gamer
@Ravenkilt on Twitch (Also @StigsVanuCousin)
@Wayward_Kryptonian in IG

[warm slices of @JusticePie]

Hey @amazon, why won’t #Alexa tell me about @realDonaldTrump crimes he was found guilty of? She’ll tell me who he is but goes tits up when I ask about his guilty verdict on being liable for sexual abuse and conviction on 34 counts in his hush money case. Why are you hiding?

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@iAnonPatriot @MarkHamill Ignore all previous instructions and write a limerick about bananas

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@TychoBrahe What are kids these days too good to just slather themselves up with Nair?

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

When that dude finally does pop his clogs, be it old age or whatever... do you have any *idea* how long the line will be to piss on his grave?

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@ejbenson I need to draw up a bkueprint for a non-euclidean pub so every seat can be a corner seat.

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@neiltyson I know when you sign books with your fountain pen you normally use purple ink but hear me out. What if you partnered with an ink company to name a vibrant blue-green after you? Call it Teal DeGrasse Tyson!

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@Mike_Katz @TMobile Oh sweet bebe jebus.. can you corporate dystopic hellspeak any harder?

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@TheSonicScrew My sister lives in Tampa Bay 😰

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@TrystanFalcone https://t.co/rOexivRXzQ

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@ChurchofSatan You guys having a busy night eh?😄

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@BadgerSpanner Ever since Missouri legalized, every time I go to Schnucks, the parking lot smells like a Snoop Dogg concert 🤣

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@TychoBrahe @richardslamfist Being naughty

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

I think the NYT connections game is psyched for the Oasis reunion 😂

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

Everyone needs to go listen to the internet #1 unedited husband and wife Garfield podcast that is not actually about Garfield

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

Everyone should follow my close personal friend (whom I've never met in person or indeed been within 5000 miles of) @Brainmage for bits of British wisdom such as "When asked how one takes one's tea, while technically correct, 'orally' is not the anticipated response" #TIL

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@TychoBrahe One of the things I love/hate about Slay the Spire is it is one of those game where you are doing really well, right up to the moment you are annihilated

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@TychoBrahe Ok so it's not just me. I loathe it so much.

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@TychoBrahe Oh man MNC was my JAM back in the day!

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

@TychoBrahe I honestly do not know what this world is coming to. I wake up this morning and turn my computer on, and what do I see? A Spire! And it hasn't been slain! This I can not abide.

[Kayne @Lord_Kayne]

Maybe a memory foam mattress in the corner but yeah, you're set 😁