Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan

Torturer of Orcs, slayer of zombies and terminator of illiterate tweeters who align themselves with the former. Those are my most endearing attributes.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@SophieStratton7 @CelticFC Everything. That's what we do. We win! It's in our DNA. You just don't get it, do you? Fortitude. Resilience. Loyalty and never quitting. Champions! That's who we are. Winning is EVERYTHING! You will never get it!

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@Charlie28962870 @CelticFC Are you hurting, hun. Oh well, never mind.🍀🍀🍀

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@robbiehanna1874 @JamTarts Improbable, if not impossible. Diet huns, remember 1986. It's coming again. To break you! 🍀🍀🍀

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@BlueVanguard_ @JamTarts Hurting hun.Bigger off and dry your salty tears, you zombie.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@JamTarts That was the last time, not this time. When it matters. Gubbed! Oh well never mind.😂😂😂🍀🍀🍀

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@eddleman_e @CourtTV And he was the vehicle for his nutjob son's actions.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@winmemez @FabrizioRomano @JosePadi_ I imagine he said, "You're breath stinks Vini, so fuck off." Or perhaps he said, "I shagged your girlfriend when you were at training yesterday" In other words, you can "imagine" what you want but it doesn't make it true.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@_Bethanyt2003 @SkySportsDarts I wasn't replying you with my Aston Villa football comment. But your ignorance of darts tells me you know nothing about it.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@_Bethanyt2003 @SkySportsDarts I'm Scottish and support Scottish sports people whatever sport they are involved in but your comment shows you up as a uneducated clown who knows nothing about darts. Currently, which Scottish darts player is good enough? None of them!

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@LarryB49ry @ScotlandSky Enlighten us then, since you're so knowledgeable.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@afgha1972 @OfficialPDC You really don't need to tell everyone what you are? We already know you're a cunt.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@OfficialPDC Pleased he beat the wee Hobbit.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@IanElkins23 @Hubbard180 Absolutely, @IanElkins23, I have to mute the tv when listening to those pathetic, repetitive songs they chant. I used to go to Blackpool to watch the darts live; great nights, but now I wouldn't pay to be with those bunch of ignorant twats.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@Rangersont64525 @CelticFC Learn to spell, you loser twat.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@Hamish08082014 @AndrewM92193593 @80_mcswan I take it when you called him a BOT it means Bootlicking Old Tosser?🤔

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@NS_1872 @ScotlandSky So did I and there are counter arguments for what you describe as his dissembling. I'm not going to waste my time listing them here, because if you're a bona fide psychologist you'd know the answer, but you're not, are you? So you don't. Now bugger off!

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@asilentnight_ @CourtTV She does! She's trying to portray herself as the sweet little old grandma who bakes apple pie every sunday. She's a sympathy-seeking, psychopathic manipulator who is attempting to exercise control. I'm sure you see that.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@Tonyoconnor52 I'm still here and yet I was told in 2010 I had a maximum of 2 years left. I told everyone in my family I don't die until I want to. Been close on countless occasions. So much so that my grandchildren, now in their mid-20s call me the cat with 90 lives.

[Lauchlan MacLarkin O'Rhuan @Lord_Lauchlan]

@John_Duffy99 @Iblogtoglasgow That would be about the only thing that would maybe change that pervert's behaviour.