Lord Samuel Lucas

*ParodyAccount* Proud owner of the Lucas Estate Manor. My accents exceedingly rare. If you would like a Ferrari, I have one to spare. Boat shoe connoisseur.

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

Tis the season to drink bubbly and be so so so so very rich #iampurewealth

[Lords of the Manor @CotswoldLords]

Our Chef, Charles Smith has added the sublime Gateau Opera to our #AfternoonTea menu. #AfternoonTeaWeek
To book: https://t.co/wBmcunWprd

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

When it hits that one lads pads who gives it loads when he scores runs... 👀👆🏻

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

SHE SAID YES! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID YES!!! SHE'S GOING TO LET ME USE MY BAT ON HOLIDAY WHEN WE PLAY BEACH CRICKET! YES!!! #mybat #batlove

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

I'm so sheety I've decided to go be a Pest in Budapest... if Steve abbey can travel so can I! #sheets

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

First game tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

@surreal_convers @SirBhav808 @HighwaySpartans Can't wait to whack you everywhere in the nets! Then tell you all about my bat 👌🏻 I'd hit bhuvy for more than 29 🔥💥💥

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

4 years perfecting how to use a calculator 👍🏻 thanks for everything my fellow sheeted sheety sheetsters. #ihavesheets

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

Don't worry daddy, I didn't spend all of your money. Only 4 of these girls are escorts. #escortlife #lordoftheladies #mybatsgetbitches

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

@Steph_Roberts18 miss you x

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

I'm Sorry I haven't tweeted in a while! I was off searching the South American landscape for the Red Grandis Eucalyptus wood for my new bat.

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

Also, thanks for all the birthday messages ☺️ my beautiful girlfriend @Steph_Roberts18 has spoiled me beyond belief! I love you baby x

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

A big shoutout to daddy for purchasing me some of these glorious shoes. I'm so glad you earn upwards of £250k ☺️Thanks for being you!

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

My life in one Instagram Post.

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

I was doing this with my bat a little earlier today! #brexitgoals https://t.co/ETb6mJ3qir

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

Thank you for listening to me 😊 I do love a good leave

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

Make sure you vote leave tomorrow guys! #trustinlord #VoteLeave #Brexit #EUref

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

My run out. #iamclass #lordoftherunouts

[Lord Samuel Lucas @Lord_Lucas00]

@jamesnelson113 Martin ivory loves a leg side dive 👀 #ivoryout #asklucas