Lord Sedegepig

Inherited earldom in 1956. In favour of the return of mediaeval guilds.

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@weddingpresent No matter how it ends...

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@sleafordmods Read Rod Liddle long enough and you will find yourself being slagged off. That's not the point. He was funny, clever and often right. Always (well, nearly always) a pleasure to read.

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@Nigel_Farage Not an XTC fan then?

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@BBCSport Wayne didn't do it justice. It was so many different kinds of crap.

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@friebos Excellent article in @thetimes today about the world wife-carrying championships. The wife can't be dead apparently.

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@taylorswift13 I'm afraid I can't attend your wedding. The prices in NY are simply ludicrous. Also, the requirement that guests dress as characters from Toy Story 5 is beneath my dignity.

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@Nigel_Farage I have subscribed and will read it out loud in a Jamaican accent.

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@prodnose Would be good to have public information films:
Rolf Harris urging parents to teach their children to swim
Reginald Molehusband learning to reverse park
The Scots being urged to not smoke, not take heroin and eat salad

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@friebos 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 for TCP coverage. Infinitely more entertaining than the Giro itself.

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@Helen_Whately You seem to have an absolute mania about how awful Labour are. Why not try and look for the good in people? You will feel better.

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@realclintonb Everything about this sounds great - apart from the Stoke bit.

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@marcrileydj Cycling in Belgium I had to hail a ferry to cross a canal. The grizzled ferryman emerged from his hut and hauled the ferry over. We started chatting. He had toured the UK in the 1970's as Kevin Ayers' drummer.

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@realclintonb I dreamed that I drove from London to Solihull to see 'Clinton Baptiste: The Movie'. When I got there the bloke in the box office took the piss out of me and there were no toilets. No ⭐ from me I'm afraid.

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@ArtyBagger @JayMitchinson That's going a bit far.

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@KemiBadenoch No. Can't you do something useful?

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@mikegarson @marcrileydj Took my copy back to Comet in Leeds with my mum because side 2 was scratched. They insisted on playing it to hear the problem. I had to stand there and listen to "Time flexes like a whore, Falls wanking to the floor" ten times before they would swap it.

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@Keir_Starmer Protect our kids from this rap menace. "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one". For starters it should be "I have got".

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@FIFAcom It's up to you. Tell Donald Trump he can have next year's FIFA Peace Prize if he doesn't nuke Iran. #IranWar‌

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@RestPoliticsUS Are you absolutely sure there is no smoking gun in the Epstein Papers? If there is then the policy (if it can be called such) in the Middle East makes perfect sense.

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@ChrisMcEleny Grangemouth produced aviation fuel from imported oil.
We need to import all our oil from abroad. NS oil is no use for UK domestic demand and is all exported.
We do not need to import all of our gas.
Westminster does not keep any revenues.
Employ a fact checker.