Lord of Snark

• Purveyor of fine satire, sarcasm, and mockery • Distant cousin of Xavier • Troll Hunter • 'You used to be funny...' -My Wife

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BREAKING: Chuck Norris to deliver his own eulogy.

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BREAKING: New York Gov Kathy Hochul wins coveted "Florida's Realtor of the Year" title.

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@HustleBitch_ Cl-ASS-y.

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BREAKING: Iran Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei finally emerges after persistent death rumors.

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BREAKING: Iranian state media aired a video declaring Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force (IRIAF) plans to target U.S. bases in the region.

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@SenWarren Nobody wants war. But politicians think only in terms of political cycles. Kicking the can down the road is not a viable strategy. Imagine Iran launching a nuclear weapon at Israel, Europe or the United States. Declaring "Iran is on the wrong side of history," is not sufficient.

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BREAKING: Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei convenes meeting with 72 virgins.

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BREAKING: New Yorkers discover that the warmth of collectivism is not enough to melt snow.

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🚨 JUST IN: New Yorkers are shocked and dismayed that Ugandan Mayor Mamdani is BEGGING them to just clean up all the snow because crews can't get to it all

Mr. 'Communism Works' now says government actually CAN'T do everything and he scammed everyone! �

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BREAKING: Keir Starmer blocks US from using British bases for strikes on Iran, citing Islamaphobia.

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@JACKCARTER009 This assault has no silver lining.

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@EshaAA33 👇

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@503Saraidiaz So am I. Hit me up, baby!

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@Matt_Pinner Flush that b!tch.

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@honeymoon250 Because they get a vague feeling about what's about to hit them.

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@Beno10_MFC 👇

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@AdrianReyn79551 Fight him.

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@honeymoon250 Rehome the children.

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ANALYSIS: Jake Paul accidentally enters professional boxing match against Anthony Joshua- results are jaw-dropping.

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@biggirlabby Yes.

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@TiffanyFongEtc A dildo.