Hunkmaster Flexatron v3🇻🇦✝️

I hate the Simpsons

[Lezma she/her🦦🏝️🫧🥨🪺🐡 @dilemmafarms]

Sleeping with no stuffed animal as a 23 year old

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i was so thirsty yesterday i drank a whole glass of water no joke

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[Hunkmaster Flexatron v3🇻🇦✝️ @lordoftheflex]

@thealexrossart Seven is bad ass man. Bad. Ass

[tooter @kratomicbomb]

i was dropped on my penis as a child

[retard burger @dafifthloko]

now we straight and like foids 💀

[ReflectiveRuby 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇻🇪 @ReflectiveRuby2]

I bought 3 litres of chocolate milk last night and I already drank it all.

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Your panties are W huffs bro

[TatumsWrld @wrldoftatum]

Dodgers fans acting like they deserve any of this fucking bullshit

[leech @bttmfeedng]

Beer enjoyers be like yea i love chugging piss

[🏴‍☠️Perry The Pirate🏴‍☠️ @PerryBurner]

Me when someone tries to say the dodgers are “good for baseball”

[Whitney @witlegit]

The small serious breathing of a baby who is considering eating the object he is studying in his hands.

[Hunkmaster Flexatron v3🇻🇦✝️ @lordoftheflex]

@Gnomecliff https://t.co/3Upk3Pz8UN essentially this

[Official Evil Robot Apologist Account 天貴星 @afucktonofrats]

Me: Siri call my friends

🤖: no matches found

Me: ah right Siri call my pawns

🤖: calling pawgs

Me: 👀

[Hunkmaster Flexatron v3🇻🇦✝️ @lordoftheflex]

@HubPointless I played the whole thing on splitscreen with my brother lol

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

we fap. we plap. we brap.

[Matt Maiellaro @MattMaiellaro]

Where you at?