🏴‍☠️Perry The Pirate🏴‍☠️

@Angels GM. Perry is the name, pickin players is the game. #RepTheHalo

[🏴‍☠️Perry The Pirate🏴‍☠️ @PerryBurner]

Astros aren’t winning the AL West for the next 15 years folks

[MLB @MLB]

The Astros will reportedly hire Brad Ausmus as their next manager, per MLB’s @brianmctaggart.

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@BNightengale Honey I’m home

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@alannarizzo Angels are under new ownership. Maybe he should try that?

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@TorTillaha @Angels Yes. I’m never facetious.

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@LexEtCrux @Angels God bless you

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@JeffFletcherOCR Have @SamBlum3 give em my number Jeffrey

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@alannarizzo @Angels You are so clueless and insufferable. Zero knowledge of our org

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@eli_kleinmann Cannot wait to hear your voice on the call when UConn has to stop scoring so much with their third string because they feel bad being up by 30+

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@bitemeoff Cry

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THIS is what October⚾️ is all about. I want to see some mf named “Petey” slam against the wall on a 46 degree night. I don’t wanna see some Japanese billionaire with a gambling problem and fake Canadian with fake teeth go for a three peat. This is baseball

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@TrashHalos

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@seattleops Cry

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@danielscottmyer We developed him into a fine young man after spending ages 18-27 with us. Happy to see him have success elsewhere. Guardians should thank us for the decade of work we put in to him to cut back on the strikeouts and errors

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@alannarizzo @Dodgers @Brewers You are insufferable

[🏴‍☠️Perry The Pirate🏴‍☠️ @PerryBurner]

Greatest baseball player of all time (whose best friend in the world is in jail for gambling while living together) hit a 3 run blast as the back to back champs get swept at home. Good riddance, fuck you, and I’m sure you’ll be favored to win it all again next year. Fuck off.

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@Brewers From every baseball fan on earth, thank you

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For those of you who don’t watch ⚾️, the Dodgers being swept by the Brewers is kinda like when 🇺🇸 defeated Hitler, or killed Osama Bin Laden.

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@7filterugh You forgot to mention the part where fletcher was his best friend and Ippei was too. Hope that helps

[Tisha Thompson @TishaESPN]

David Fletcher was Ohtani's teammate from 2018-2023 and has been described as one of Ohtani's closest friends in baseball. According to sources, Fletcher placed bets with the bookmaking operation of Mathew Bowyer, also known as “Bookmaker 1” in the criminal complaint against Ippei Mizuhara, Ohtani’s former interpreter accused of stealing $17 mil from the MLB superstar to pay back gambling debts owed to Bowyer. Full story here: https://t.co/xpujtIvBm4

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@BeisbolKrish Love u krish

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Casuals (most of you) won’t remember, but Tyler Glasgow totally threw Ippei Mizuhara under the bus after having only known him for like a week. Dude is Sus