Danny no-hops

amateur philosfiser,sociologist, goof-ball,chef,music fan,Los Dodgers baseball, and the Cliff Claven of useless,trival knowledge and stuff.

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

Let's give a shout-out to young Markie MacDonald who just got promoted to store director at the stop-n-shop in Quincy,Massachusetts.
Working with his cousin Marty,a local salesman of the month at Macdonalds beer distribution for getting out ahead way back in February, to order a record amount of beer knowing the Scottish Soccer team and fans were coming,exceeding the last 5 quarters combined. Grandpa Monty MacDonald would be proud.Cheers,Beermen.

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

Rushing walk-off 2 strike, 2 out single!!
6-5 Los Dodgers!!

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

So,im just sharing some fine canned,line caught tuna with my cat,Walter.
Its not looking good for my Dodgers tonight so,craving some endorphins I, of course turn to X for anything to help me digest this fine govt. funded succulent, snack.
Evening salvaged and I will sleep the sleep of winners once again knowing all is well in the greater scheme of things. Carry on,Gentalmen

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I miss the days when the news smacked so fucking hard Peter Jennings had to fire up a heater just to deliver that shit.

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

104 from "The Miz"

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

@davidclowery " im here to protect you from people like...me"
- Ron Dekline

[Lindsay Adams 👽 @LAtweets22]

I’m so happy his story is finally getting the attention it deserves. 😭💙

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In an effort to raise money for his enormous legal bills, O.J. Simpson this week began marketing a video which attempts to prove his innocence.

Should the tape not sell, Simpson has a backup idea:

His very own video of the actual murders themselves!

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

@RLLracing @bobpockrass @_LouisFoster @Hinchtown I don't like where this is headed, 'Stasche...

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

Skipping Shane Gillis vids is a crime 😂

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

Up until another cat with an eye patch informs you its " Time for you to leave"
And not in a convivial way

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When a tomcat in an eye patch tells you its time to pound some bourbon you better start drinking, motherfucker.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When a tomcat in an eye patch tells you its time to pound some bourbon you better start drinking, motherfucker.

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

@RubinReport Disgusting

[🌸🎵 Beautiful Melody 🎶💖 @Ducnghia16]

No pedals, no delays, not even reverb - and he still sounds massive and fills such a wide sonic frequency. Paul Kosoff - truly incredible talent.

Free - All Right Now (Doing Their Thing, 1970)

[SleeperDodgers @SleeperDodgers]

12 years ago today, Clayton Kershaw threw a no-hitter against the Rockies with 15 strikeouts and no walks 😳🔥

The only thing standing between Kershaw and a perfect game was a Hanley Ramirez error in the 7th inning.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Congrats, California! Gas tax increases on July 1st! You can thank @GavinNewsom.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This week in 1974, Nolan Ryan threw 235 pitches against the Red Sox. He faced 58 batters and posted a pitching line of:

13-8-3-3-10-19

He made his next start on three days rest and won.

Then he pitched for another two decades.

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

I hope you appreciate the fact that click " like " on these posts only because it's becoming a battle of wills to see if I can hang with it any longer. But im starting to think some of these statements seem a little, well,self- serving,which doesn't seem to jive as a man of papers...its as if you're " pulling our collective legs.
Good job,Sir.

[Danny no-hops @danielscottmyer]

@kevin_nealon The vet leaked to Tmz that he had a Nazi tattoo on his belly. Then his actual dog tags looked suspiciously like the kind the SS wore.
But it gets worse....
He voted for Trump,that's why he moved to Cali where dogs can and often vote...well,the patriotic ones..

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m not saying ABBA ruled in the 70s but it must’ve felt fucking incredible to dress up like visitors from another solar system and then go out and perform “Fernando”