Russia now allows ordinary people to buy Bitcoin
The catch: first you have to pass a test. And you can buy only 300,000 rubles a year (about $3,700) per broker.
So we turned the test into a game.
PERMISSION TO BUY: a bear examiner, 24 questions, a stamp that comes down if you're too slow. Trick questions where every answer is right. The last one is "What is Bitcoin?"
Free to play, no wallet.
Could you pass? Reply with your rank.
Hot take: the next big memecoin won’t be a ticker and a chart.
It’ll be a coin you can actually open and play, built in minutes from a one-line idea, with its own game that keeps running after the launch.
Not a mascot. Not a telegram. A game that works.
That’s the meta. We built the launchpad for it.
$TRUMP fell 11% in a day. So the final boss in TRUMP NINJA got weaker: 399 HP.
One HP for every $1M of $TRUMP's market cap, updated every hour. $TRUMP pumps, the boss gets tougher. $TRUMP dumps, he gets weaker.
He shows up at 2:30. Until then, your combo turns a revolver into dual pistols, a coin minigun and then a GOLDEN CANNON.
Free, no wallet:
https://t.co/r3ukiWv1oz
Did you reach him? Post your score 👇
A game studio needs 18 months and millions to ship one title.
A stranger on Fusepad needed 10 minutes.
No pitch. No roadmap. No "coming Q3."
They typed one idea and got back a playable game with its own Solana coin.
When a game costs 18 months, every weird idea dies in a meeting.
When it costs 10 minutes, the weird ideas win.
A kaiju stomping $BONK's real chart.
A paper bag cat robbing a $PENGU gala.
A space cat fighting a $POPCAT candle that goes POP.
No studio would ever greenlight these. All of them are live right now.
So, real question for X:
If anyone can ship a game + coin in 10 minutes, what's the actual moat?
The tech, the team, or just having the idea first? 👇
6.6M $FUSE burned in 2 weeks. 0.66% of the supply, gone forever 🔥
How the Fusepad flywheel works:
1. Someone types a game idea. Fusepad makes the game and launches its coin on pumpfun.
2. People play it and trade the coin.
3. 30% of that coin's creator fees go to Fusepad, locked on chain. Trading $FUSE itself feeds it too.
4. Every week, half of that buys $FUSE and burns it.
More games → more trading → bigger burns. On repeat.
11 coins with their own games are live already. Every one of them feeds the burn, every week, for as long as it trades.
So far:
22 Oct: $FUSE launches, 1B supply
23 Oct: our dev $FUSE locked until 21 Jan 2027
27 Oct: burn #1, 4.5M $FUSE
3 Nov: burn #2, 2.05M $FUSE
Today: 993.4M left
No one can mint more $FUSE. The supply only goes down.
Burn #2 was smaller than #1, because fewer fees came in. Doesn't matter. The flywheel never skips a week.
We're just getting started.
How big will burn #3 be? 👇
31 minutes. Two coins. Two games.
24 Oct, 02:38 UTC. A stranger types one idea into Fusepad: "Navigate space junk to keep global internet online."
02:48. solana:EpfoYfZLxU42XJ92Yj1DWT9DCCX85pNop4NsJyuipump is live on pumpfun, with its own game.
02:59. They type a second idea: a giant launch tower that catches falling cargo.
03:09. $CATCH is live too.
No code. Both games are still up, free, no wallet:
https://t.co/zaBN9rzsr2
What would you type?
Want a game for your coin, but no idea what to make?
New on Fusepad: Surprise me ✨
The hardest part of making a game is the first idea. So we added a button for it.
Press Surprise me on the Make page and it fills in whatever is missing:
Got a coin name? You get a game idea for it.
Got a live coin? Pick it, and you get an idea made around it.
Got nothing yet? You get a coin name, a ticker and an idea.
It also fuses in a coin that's trending today, so its art and name join your game.
Don't like it? Press again, or change every word. You can still type everything yourself, like always.
Pressing it is free. When you like what you see, press Fuse it: $5, and the AI builds your game in about 6 minutes.
https://t.co/MYFZ66PdiK
What did you get?
A stranger paid $5 on Fusepad yesterday.
8 minutes later they were playing their own game.
Then they launched it on pumpfun as $GTA911.
What they typed:
"GTA911 escapes in a stolen supercar through a neon coastal city with a trunk full of cash."
What the AI added on its own:
Your only weapon is throwing your own loot out of the trunk as bribes. At five stars every car in traffic turns into a cop, and a mega boss rolls in with HP = a real coin's market cap.
No dev. No code.
It's called FIVE STAR HEAT. Free to play, no wallet.
https://t.co/BgA8axZyQ5
What would you type?
$6.3 billion stolen. Lazarus still missed the quota.
Kim Jong Un is standing behind your chair. Do not turn around.
This week's Binance hack is the biggest in crypto history. Investigators point to North Korea. Nothing is confirmed, and Binance says it will cover every loss. So we built the only version you're allowed to play.
SUPREME QUOTA.
Crack the vault. Phish the sleepy devs. Steal the private key. Dodge the freeze.
Every miss, his shadow takes one step closer. Five steps and you're done.
He keeps raising the quota. Of course he does.
The last level is the best joke we've ever made.
Free. No wallet.
https://t.co/E9QCS6mLDJ
Post your number below. We doubt you reach $6.3B.
Most memecoins give you a chart to stare at.
$FUSE wants to give you something to PLAY. 🎮🔥
Imagine combining two of your favorite coins, typing in a crazy game idea, and watching AI turn it into a playable browser game in minutes.
That's the vision behind Fusepad on Solana.
But here's where it gets interesting 👀
Every game can become its own token.
And according to the team, creator fees are split:
💰 70% to the game creator
🔥 30% to Fusepad, with half of that allocated to weekly $FUSE buybacks and burns.
The team also reports locking its entire 3.42% developer allocation until January 2027. 🔒
Memes attract attention. Games give communities something to do.
If Fusepad can deliver on that vision, it could bring a fresh dimension to Solana's memecoin culture.
Worth keeping an eye on. 👀
🌐 https://t.co/1l4xcg5qxI
CA:
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#FUSE #Fusepad #Solana #GameFi
@fusepad_fun
$FUSE is down 77% from its high and almost back where it launched.
We're not going to tell you that's fine.
Here's what really happened in the 9 days since launch, and what we do now.
23 Oct: our first real customer showed up from Japan. Our own safety switch paused all builds and turned them away 4 times. We fixed it in under an hour. They came back, ordered, and didn't pay.
24 Oct: a stranger paid. Then paid again. One of those games has you dodging space junk to keep the internet online. We didn't think of that. They did.
26 Oct: total from strangers so far: $12. Yes, twelve dollars. Another stranger tried to pay 4 times with an empty wallet and thought we were broken. The next day, the pay screen told you before you tapped.
That same week, weekly leaderboards went live, then coin vs coin: every run on a two-coin game pushes your side's bar.
27 Oct: we bought 4.5M $FUSE with half of our fee share and burned all of it.
28–30 Oct: we stopped waiting for people to find us and built 3 games for other coins' communities for free.
Now.
2 Nov: the first weekly coin vs coin result. Right now $PUMP leads $STONK 41,851 to 11,912 in LAUNCHPAD SUMO.
3 Nov: burn #2. Same rule. Smaller, because the fees were smaller. But every SOL now burns almost 3x more $FUSE than burn #1 did.
And the plan doesn't change. Every coin on Fusepad sends 30% of its creator fees to us. Half of that buys $FUSE and burns it. Every week, on chain. More games, more coins, more burns.
The chart went back to the start. Fusepad didn't.
The next game is on us. Which coin? Drop the ticker.