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[Lore Bipolar @Loreenzo_B]

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AMERICAN HORROR STORY 13 EXPLAINED

A lot of people are talking about how confusing this new trailer makes the season seem, but it’s actually pretty predictable. The story starts with a group of girls led by that redheaded Riverdale actress, who is also very enthusiastic about the number 13, superstitions, and all of that. This group is on a plane, and then there’s a plane crash, or something along those lines.

After the crash, the redhead’s boyfriend, Ben, who is a nurse, starts seeing the number 13 everywhere. He eventually ends up at Apollyon where Satan resides. John Waters plays Dr. Phibes who works at the hospital with Ben, so Constance also calls Dr. Phibes & Ben to Apollyon to cater to Satan and work on him. Satan is weak and suffering from a lot of comorbidities, and he’s trying to regain his power somehow, while also seeking vengeance against the witches for defeating the Antichrist.

Jessica Lange’s Constance is catering to Satan in exchange for him bringing back her children, Adelaide and Tate Langdon. Anthony Paul Kelly, meanwhile, seems to be playing a younger version of Satan himself, or somebody directly connected to Satan.

Then, after the plane crash, Mr. March and the Devil’s Night gang come to Robichaux Academy to warn the witches about whatever is happening, the portals of Hell opening, some impending evil, or whatever ominous event they’re expecting. Or they’re just there to attack the witches because they’re in cahoots with Satan.

That’s when the witches start trying all sorts of things to figure out what’s going on and stop it. They go back to the dead, attempt to bring back Marie & Fiona, and summon Papa Legba, who acts as a communicator between Hell and Earth, so they can negotiate with him.

We also see a lot of shots of Queenie and Cordelia going to Hell and coming back, Madison practicing new witchy powers. They’re also performing the Sacred Taking, so presumably Mallory dies and Cordelia regains her power. Cordelia also blinds herself to use her abilities to uncover the truth.

We see Queenie descent into her personal Hell, presumably to seek out Papa Legba, and she runs into Delphine LaLaurie. That probably happens because whatever is happening with Satan and the portals has blurred the boundaries between the different Hells and their personal afterlives (and this happens only because Ryan Murphy wanted Gabby & Kathy Bates to share scenes again; no significance to the plot like half of other things happening).

And then we have all these Sarah Paulson characters who died in earlier seasons being brought back for some sequence that I’m sure will be completely ridiculous, but entertaining, for some sort of sacrifice or Satanic ritual.

And somewhere in the middle of this entire messy soap opera, Twisty is just out there killing people because hey we need the horror element too. They’ve brought back Twisty, Piggy Man, Mr. March, and all of these other characters mostly for the hype of it.

So, based on my understanding, that’s what’s happening: Satan is trying to regain his power, the portals of Hell are opening, and something dark is coming, with the chain of events beginning after the plane crash. The witches are scrambling to figure out what’s happening and are bringing back people like Fiona and Papa Legba, or anyone else who might be able to help them defeat Satan.

It’s Apocalypse all over again, just in a different setting.

So, yeah. That’s basically the season, give and take: plane crash → number 13 → Apollyon → weak Satan → Constance makes a deal with him → portals of Hell start opening → the witches panic → everyone dead gets dragged back into the story → Twisty kills people for no reason → Satanic ritual → messy supernatural soap opera.

You’re welcome.

[musa dos meme @musadosmeme]

“O homem que desconhece a classe social a qual pertence, age contra si próprio…” Friedrich Engels

[American Horror Story Brasil @ahsfx_br]

“13 significa instabilidade. Caos.” 🩸

Assista ao trailer de #AHS13 com legendas em português.

[oi eu sou o gabe @gabwisz]

esse elenco para os gays é o equivalente à convocação da seleção brasileira de 2002 para os héteros

[Lore Bipolar @Loreenzo_B]

@MissUniversu Depois q vi sally, n duvido kkkkkk

[Central AHS @CentralAHSBRA]

🚨 VINGADORES ULTIMATO!

Primeiras imagens de Sarah Paulson como Wilhemina Venable, TB Karen, Mamie Eisenhower e Sally em #AHS13.

[American Horror Story Brasil @ahsfx_br]

🚨 TRAILER OFICIAL DE #AHS13!

A 13ª temporada de American Horror Story está finalmente chegando, e o maior crossover da história da série está prestes a começar. 👀🩸

[Central AHS @CentralAHSBRA]

🚨 EVAN PETERS COMO TATE LANGDON E JAMES MARCH EM #AHS13!

[lucas @lucasahser]

GENTE MDS SARAH PAULSONNNNNNN

[Lore Bipolar @Loreenzo_B]

@jiminelen O principal gozando, fiquei gag

[Lore Bipolar @Loreenzo_B]

@CentralAHSBRA VOLTAMOS COM TUDO CENTRAL, ENTREGA O EMMY LOGOOOK

[Central AHS @CentralAHSBRA]

SOCORROOOOO

Acaba de ser divulgado o trailer de 'American Horror Story: 13'.

[Luis @luiseomeunome]

Eu não aguentei esse edit vsf ICÔNICO

[isa. @tkkgoth]

vai chocar, mas o brasil saiu do mapa da fome pela PRIMEIRA VEZ num governo do PT, retornou no governo Bolsonaro e saiu NOVAMENTE em outro governo do PT

[Letícia Albuquerque @medstudys]

não tenho a menor paciência pra gnt que em pleno 2026 fica falando que vai votar nulo como se fosse um grande ato revolucionário

[Lore Bipolar @Loreenzo_B]

@tuita_lu @srguigomes

[fungaro @fhungaro7]

vi um casal hetero se beijando na rua e passei buzinando a revolução começa hoje

[SB @sboficial]

Trailer oficial de CARRIE, nova série de Mike Flanagan.

Estreia dia 7 de outubro.

[peru biombo @igorsooares]

sem ser pessimista mas o climinha é de eleições 2018, não 2022. só não vê quem não quer

e o pessoal tá pagando pra ver