Loz

patty don’t start

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry the word i was looking for was “house”

[Maria 🇵🇸🇸🇩💚 @mariaalcoptia]

one time years ago I said ‘men are trash’ and my dad got really annoyed by it. my mum had to stop and ask him ‘when you’re warning her not to be out late, to be careful, telling her that it’s not safe etc who are you warning her about? not women’

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you wear wigs
- if you have worn wigs
- if you WILL wear wigs
- WHEN you will wear wigs

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

✨COMPETITION TIME✨

This is your chance to win a signed copy of EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR: THE QI BOOK OF SPORTS!

Just RT to enter and we’ll pick a name at noon tomorrow. #competition

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

This is not a drill! This is happening!

After much musing over the years about there being potential for an anime adaptation of ‘Scott Pilgrim’, I’m thrilled to say one is IMMINENT, with the whole cast back together and… you are going to lose your minds.

[Ros @hurricane_ros]

Remember when Wayne Couzens was sentenced and the Met's advice on women's self-protection against violent police officers was to 'flag down a bus'? Excited to see what they'll come up with this time!

[lauren o'neill @hiyalauren]

as someone who has always identified as a non PE girl…..I have never wanted PE girls to succeed like this

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii]

How to escape the minotaur's labyrinth (thread 🧵)

[JBA @JenBassAllen]

What does Love mean to 4-8 year old kids? A thread…

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader, deeper, and more profound than anyone could have ever imagined!

[han 🌙 @hangelicapickls]

i believe apples, oranges and bananas are primary fruits. everything else falls into either secondary fruits (eg. pears) or tertiary fruits (eg. pomegranate)

[mkk @marykatekenney]

saw someone talk about how if Kim K, with all the money and resources in the world, can’t safely and simply divorce her husband without being harassed and stalked, then it’s about time we stop asking women in domestic violence situations the question “why doesn’t she just leave?”

[Darth_Jader @jade08kinsella]

My teenage son will not stop fucking shadow boxing. All day , non fucking stop. ‘Tttsss tttsss’ in my ear , holy god when does it end

[alicia @_altxx]

she’s someone

[❄️☃️ @mattyyyboii]

Might save a life.

[Lucy Ward 🇺🇦 @lucymirandaward]

The epidemic of drinks spiking targeting young women - students and not - in nightclubs has a horrific new variant: injecting women in the back or leg with the same drugs. I asked my daughter - first year at a UK uni - if she had heard of it and she sent me this: